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A pair of adult industry personalities who also happen to like games are set to combine their interests with a site offering topless game review videos and walkthroughs. Pwned By Girls (probably NSFW), according to Escapist, features Alana Evans and Misti Dawn, and its launch is apparently timed to coincide with Gears of War 3 …


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  1. Long John Brass

    I for one welcome our new topless overlords

    My IT angleis just fine thank ou !

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      You've got the pr0n name for it

      If ever there was a name to fit right into a site such as that, Long John Brass would definitely be it.

  2. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    if you expect a rash...

    then you should take precautions ;)

    1. Cactusweasel

      Road Rash?

      1. Haku

        Crying shame there's no Road Rash for the current gen consoles

        Look what it could've been like:

  3. Thomas 4

    Mind you.....

    "We do, however, expect a rash of stories with headlines like “Teen dies after 48-hour non-stop gaming session” some time soon."

    I'd probably die after a 48-hour *cough*gaming session*cough* as well, not to mention the wrist cramps.....

  4. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward


    Are these ladies seriously a turn-on for any of the guys out there? One of them looks about 50, and the other is a tattooed freak.

    Fine if either of these things floats your boat I suppose, but I for one can report that both my hands will remain gripped firmly to the console controller, rather than being tempted to wander...

    1. CD001

      I happen to like tattooed freaks thankyouverymuch :P

    2. Dave Bell

      They do seem to be trying to push some very particular buttons, that's for sure. and they both look to be something of a cliche.

      It all makes me wonder if the game is any good.

    3. GitMeMyShootinIrons

      They know there audience well...

      Pale, desperate teenage boys.

      Should be a health and safety notice about going blind.....

    4. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      re: Spew

      Aye, I do try to draw the line at women who have more tattoos than a navvy.

      1. Dave Cradle

        re: re: Spew

        A navvy? Jeez, that one's got more tat's than the Navy. *brrrrr*

  5. Him over there

    I'd buy that for a dollar! Fnaaar!

  6. David Neil


    If they keep the language on the game chat safe, then whatever they stream via another service should be fine.

    Not sure about Sony T&C's however.

  7. Robert Ramsay

    Was Kelvin Mackenzie behind this?

  8. Elmer Phud

    Who are the tits and who is pwnd?

    So, for a game review people are off to a site with semi-nekkid wimmin?

    It shows how easy it is to get the idiots to visit any site with the promise of a pair of tits when two minutes earlier they'd have been over at 4Chan.

    Fucking mugs! Is there some form of computing Darwin award?

    1. Cameron Colley

      "So, for a game review people are off to a site with semi-nekkid wimmin?"

      Erm, no. They're off to a site with semi-nekkid women to see semi-nekkid women. I dare say the fact that they're into gaming and are reviewing games is a bonus for some, making their fantasies easier to imagine.

      Lest we forget, this is pretty much what the web was designed for whatever Sir Tim would have us believe.

  9. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Great as if gamers didn't have a bad enough reputation already!

    Most of us are labelled as pasty socially reclusive types as it is, this won't help that one little bit.

    I would imagine they need some very firm T+C's on age restricted content etc or they could find themselves in a very sticky situation!

    Puns? what puns.....

    AC to avoid being pwnd!

  10. wayne 8

    T&C for T&A?


    1. Steve Evans

      or C&A

  11. CD001

    Tits or...

    Tits or GTF ... Oh, nevermind.

  12. Chad H.


    Looks like they spent a whole 99 cents on website design.

  13. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Blonde one looks a bit too much like Michael Schumacher for my liking.

    Wouldn't want to see her in "pole position"...

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