PETA to launch .xxx smut site 'to help animals' People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals reportedly plans to launch a porn site. The website, at peta.xxx, will be "a pornography site that draws attention to the plight of animals", according to Reuters, which cited a spokesperson. With thousands of well-known companies reluctantly queueing up to pay up to block their …
They will beat themselves [off] like Chipperfield Monkeys...
Or as I said more than once to a rather animal loving ex "Arent you supposed to be *walking* the dog?". Still I suppose the elderly labrador got some exercise.
I dont even want to imagine the human basket cases they'll manage to recruit for this. The combination of bulgarian airbags, centipede level self esteem and animal rights fanatics makes even my mind weeble and curl up into a protective ball.
To quote "We taught a Lion to eat Tofu..."
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There's an infamous online poster with the words "Everytime you masturbate, God kills a kitten" below a picture of a cute kitten jumping in some grass.
So does that mean if I don't subscribe to PETA's masturbation site then some animals will die because PETA couldn't save them, but if I do subscribe then kittens will die on a regular basis?
I think my brain is about to asplode!
stop!.... your making me hungry!
Seriously though how is this org still around, there are REAL organizations that are more about protection of animals (ASPCA for example) that don't also hate humans.
Self hating jerks and it makes me laugh when they "free" animals from a zoo and then that same wild animal turns around and kills them.
Animals deserve not to be abused, but trust me, most animals (especially top level predators) would not only abuse you, they would have fun doing it and then eat whats left over.
...by trying to reform us first! Which, if you think about it even for a moment, is not natural.
Where else in nature does this strange form of logic exist? If anything, this type of thinking is like a recessive gene, that if left to its own devices, would make us humans extinct.
When you mention this to these ratbags their response is often 'if humans go extinct then so be it'.
Instinctively, my genes are almost uncontrollably against that idea.
> So does that mean if I don't subscribe to PETA's masturbation site then some animals will die because PETA couldn't save them, but if I do subscribe then kittens will die on a regular basis?
Don't feel too bad - since the majority of the animals PETA "saves" are eithanized anyway, kittens will die one way or another.
Nah, thats not God killing them, thats the US Army looking for landmines on the cheap. Oh wait, USA and God are one and the same.
PETA have been moderately cracked for years, but recently it seems the animal snuggling fanaticism has finally reached a terminal stage. These are the sort of people who would carpet bomb a zoo to release a single fennec fox..(which would then go batshit nuts and savage everything in reach up to and including the Landcruiser, fennecs temperament being similar to what youd get if a jack russell and a tasmanian devil had babies).
Ive a thought, why dont we lock PETA and the Westboro Baptists in a room made up to be a real life 'worms' level... Entertainment with a practical result. No one loses, even the animal feedmarket would benefit, although I wouldnt say animals fed on the result would be wise to eat.
As I've been saying for years (and I'm far from being alone on this), since the mainstream religions have fallen out of favour over the past 40-50 years (since Sundays meant church bells across town, putting on your Sunday best and so on), the religiously inclined have needed an outlet which they've no longer been getting.
Traditional religions, with all their rituals, history, customs, beliefs and different interpretations of the Bible etc. would capture, involve and tie up most of these people for decades if not a lifetime. Oh the terrible irony of it; in effect, the church was our protector and savior and we never knew it at the time Churches were being debunked in the '50s, '60s and '70s.
Now that much of this traditional belief infrastructure has gone we've rampant loonies on the loose. Animals, the deep green movement and environmentalism are obvious places for them to end up. Trouble is, they're turning out to be more than just an irritation. The more offbeat and eccentric they are the more dangerous they're becoming to mainstream society.
Unfortunately, we really do need to take them seriously by finding ways to undermine and naturalise them before they do too us much damage.
My understanding is that unlike many similar organization PETA's position is that bestiality is alright as long as the animal isn't coerced or harmed. And it would certainly provide a generous amount of what PETA loves most (publicity).
On the other hand, there would be some legal issues. Bestiality porn is legal in the US, but bestiality itself, ranges from illegal to gray depending on the state. And of course that would make the site illegal in many countries including the UK.
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Gives a whole new meaning to "People Eating Tasty Animals", now doesn't it?
I shan't go further in deference to the sensibilities of the Scottish Government - I wouldn't want The Reg classified as "extreme porn".
Mine's the one with "Death to Media Whoring Organizations" on it.
Kittie porn?
Will no-one think of the Chinchillas?
Sooooooo, "Ethical Treatment of Animals" through exploiting and abusing (presumably consenting) human females?
Oh the delicious irony of claiming the moral high ground from the bottom of a pit of degradation.
I've no doubt that this is merely a cheap publicity stunt and any such website will just be Rickrolling for their intellectually vacuous philosophy.
They'll need a name change for the world of smut - People Eating Tasty Animals just doesn't cut it for grumble flick production. "Perverts Embracing Tarty Aardvarks" seems to fit the bill, but might just fall foul of out delightful extreme porn laws, although "Pornographers Enjoy Titillating Animals" might just slip by the censors.
Sorry, had to.
Good to see all the BSE infected, knuckle-dragging, misogonistic, meat-eating retards have come crawling out of the woodwork! Makes you wonder why Mrs Pankhurst even bothered making a stand!
"Yeah right, PETA are like a bunch of stoopid cows right. I dunno why, I just fink they are 'cos that bloke like said so innit!".
PETE have never bothered me, doubt they ever will and I have nothing against them preaching their views to anyone with time enough to listen. If it means a few more cute furry animals get saved, then fair play to 'em, seems to keeps 'em happy. Everyone's got to have something to do with themselves I suppose.
Who spent a fair amount of time copping off with, or writing dirty letters on the subject of copping of with, two of her own daughters.
Yup a real advert for the sanity of Feminism in general.
Its always a very good idea *not* to pick advocates when you know next to nothing about them.
As to BSE/CJD be happy you never dealt with it first hand. Be even happier that most farmers that it bankrupted and destroyed havent realised even now who to blame. The consumer, the one who wouldnt pay fair price for healthy meat, and got what they deserved. Not to mention one John Selwyn Gummer... The one who had his little girl eat beef along with her best friend - yeah that one, who died of CJD.
I know im doing something akin to flogging a dead equine, but a little respect might be in order. I'd almost wish for you to have to care for someone you loved through that, but not even I am that cruel.
But his daughter declined the burger (stating that she was full and that it was too hot) and the daughter of the family friend who died of vCJD wasn't involved in the incident at all. See http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/life_and_style/health/article2641749.ece. It's always a very good idea to have a clue BEFORE you start jumping down other peoples' throats.
Given that we're getting nowhere, marching, blogging, writing letters to congress critters about the obscene loss of human life in our wars in Afghanistan, Iraq, Pakistan, Yemen, Somalia, etc...
Perhaps someone could snap a photo of Obama's swatting a fly. Then we could sic PETA on him!
"Welcome to "PETA After Dark", where we all a about the love of animals. How much do we love animals?? Well, let us show you. Our next film will show a lonely, but loving, rancher stuck in a snowstorm with a few of his flock. How will they all stay warm?--just wait and see!"
<cue porn music>
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