Need a glossary these days
Agile I remember from when I was last looking for work.. it's agency speak for 'what everyone does normally'. Scrum? That's a new one..
My c# they almost always mean 'web designer' so real c# numbers are inflated (they've just replaced the old ASP jobs). Frustrating when you know a fair bit of c# but can't stand web development... <pick up phone> 'We've got a c# job' 'great, what's it doing', 'designing a website in asp.net for xxx'. <hang up>
Not sure how VMWare is a 'skill'. But then agencies have with a straight face asked me if I could program in 'TCP or IP' before.
Mind you, they couldn't pay me enough to work in London. And I've been 'offered'* 100k for it.. Nowhere near enough, even if it was a real offer.
* Agency speak for 'we need to fill our quota so we're sending 20 mugs down and telling they employer you have lots of skills that you don't, so lie as much as possible there's good chap'.