Sounds like he was having a race
But did he come first?
A court in Virginia must decide just whether it's actually possible to drive a car at 85mph while simultaneously engaging in drunken back-seat sex. The answer is yes, according to a plaintiff who's filed a claim at Fairfax County Circuit Court for $75,000 damages against the driver who allegedly piled into his vehicle in May …
"and on top of a female."
Not necessarily. Unless Virginia has banned everything except the missionary position, of course. And other interesting options are available too, which despite the claims of Slick Willy Clinton, definitely *do* count as sex.
FWIW, in many cars it's quite possible to reach the steering wheel from just about anywhere in the car if you really want to. The problem is how to reach the pedals. If he had cruise control then this could well explain the accident - car's at a fixed speed, steering is possible (even though it probably isn't going to have your full attention!), but we're not at home to Mr Brake Pedal.
•Paragraph 11: “At the time of the collision, Defendant was a little grey hairless creature with large oval black eyes and then metamorphasised in front of my eyes into a normal looking human.”
Paragraph 11 was redacted by the judge who guessed that it probably wasn't true (or that it was but aliens must be kept secret), but the other paragraphs could remain.
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1) Driver's seat back-rest folded down almost flat
2) Driver's squeeze laid face down leaning over driver's seat operating the pedals
3) Her `nether parts` raised to the appropriate angle
4) Driver plugs himself in to the aforementioned nether parts for stability while operating the steering wheel.
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