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Steve,
Sorry! Been done before or actually something very similiar and over 50 years ago.
Read the relevant parts of the 1957 Goon Show Episode "The Great Regent's Park Swim".
"Grytpype-Thynne:
Well, I've just invented the word "Help" for people who are drowning."
Later in the show.....
"Moriarty:
Aaagh! (etc)
Grytpype-Thynne:
Steady, Moriarty.
Moriarty:
(more sounds of agony)
Grytpype-Thynne:
Steady, Moriarty. You know that I charge one thousand pounds for using
my invention, namely, the word "Help".
Moriarty:
(sounds of agony, interspersed with growls)
Seagoon:
What a bit of luck, folks. Whilst the Bengal tiger was fighting Moriarty, I ........."
and even later in the show.....
"Grytpype:
... and I warn you, nobody shout "Help". That is a word I've just invented and will cost anybody five hundred pounds to use. Now, give me that green liquid. Right, Neddie, into the canal.
Seagoon:
But I can't swim without that green liquid. Aarrggh
FX:
(splash)
Seagoon:
You swine, you pushed me in! Help!
Grytpype-Thynne:
Out you come, Ned. To using the word "Help", five hundred pounds
FX:
(cash register)
Grytpype:
Thank you.
Seagoon:
Wait, wait, but I ...
FX:
(splash)
Seagoon:
Help!
Grytpype-Thynne:
Out you come, Neddie. To using the word "Help", another five hundred
Pounds.
F.X.:
(cash register)
Grytpype-Thynne:
I thank you.
Seagoon:
But look here, I ...
FX:
(splash) floundering
Seagoon:
You swine, you pushed me in. Help!
Grytpype-Thynne:
Out you come, Neddie. To using the word "Help", another five hundred pounds
FX:
(cash register)
Grytpype:
Thank you.
Seagoon:
Wait. (splash) Help!
(repeated several times, getting faster)"
...How I miss Spike Milligna and Neddy Seagoon!
Link to full script: http://goo.gl/N5lhQ