Enviorn MENTAL CO2 GlowBULL DOOMing Jokes
Taxpayer: " There is a fly in my soup."
Climate Scientist: "Strange, considering you eat up anything else we dish out to you."
Climate Scientist: "How sir, would he like his steak done sir?"
Taxpayer: "Just cook things up the way you always do."
Taxpayer: "The roast is really hot but the parsnips are cold."
Climate Scientist: "And thus, clear evidence sir, that it IS warming."
Taxpayer: "This lunch special was just an excellent meal. Will you be serving it again next week?"
Climate Scientist: "We don't have a menu for next week but we do have a menu for the year 2153."
Why did the globull WARmer cross the road?
She was being chased by a UFO.
How many climate scientists to change a light bulb?
None, but they DO have consensus that it WILL change!
REAL planet loves are happy and relieved the crisis is averted.
REAL Liberals don't bow to fat American politicians promising to lower the seas and make the weather colder with TAXES.
REAL civilized people don't threaten their kids with a CO2 death, just to get them to turn the lights out more often.
REAL civilized people spread love, not fear of SAVE THE PLANET.
Meanwhile, the UN had allowed carbon trading to trump 3rd world fresh water relief, starvation rescue and 3rd world education for just over a quarter of a century of climate control instead of needed population control.
Taxpayer: " There is a fly in my soup."
Climate Scientist: "Strange, considering you eat up just about anything else we dish out to you."
Climate Scientist: "How sir, would you like your steak done?"
Taxpayer: "Just cook things up the way you usually do."
Taxpayer: "The roast is really hot but the parsnips are cold."
Climate Scientist: "And thus, clear and obvious consensus evidence, that YES it IS warming."
Taxpayer: "This lunch special was great. Will you be serving it again next week?"
Climate Scientist: "We don't have a menu for next week, but we DO have a menu for the year 2153."
Why did the climate change believer cross the road?
He left his purse on the other side.
Taxpayer: “I’ll have a bowl of climate change please but can you heat it up this time?
Climate Scientists are to Science as: what abusive priests and suicide bombers are to organized religion.
How many climate scientists does it take to change a light bulb?
None, but they DO have consensus that it WILL change!
What do you call someone who condemns their very own children to a “death by CO2” and then bows obediently to a fat American politician promising to lower the seas and make the weather colder with taxes?
A Climate Change believer.
What do you call sitting in the dark for an hour once a year for Earth Hour with the lights turned out, texting friends, smoking pot and warming up a frozen pizza in the oven?
Radical.
What did the climate scientist find under some melting ice?
Tropical fossils.
Scientist: Lab Coat Consultant.
Sustainability: Poverty
SAVE THE PLANET: THE END IS NEAR.
GREEN: GREENTEA PARTY
Cold: Warm
Warm: Cold
Ancient Weather: “What’s that?”
IPCC: GREENZI
Climate Change: Left-wing bible thumping.
Kyoto: Y2Kyoto