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One-time Russian secret agent Anna Chapman, globally famous for being the one of the deep-cover spy ring unmasked by the US last year, will now assist the Russian space agency in designing a stylish new uniform for its personnel. Evidently this won't do for space troops. The revelations come from top Russian cosmonaut …


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  1. Aristotles slow and dimwitted horse

    Am I right in thinking that...

    This is the same woman that was also given a Leopard as a present on Russian TV?

  2. HFoster
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    Where No Man Has Gone Be-PHWOAR!

    I rather like her slightly Uhura-esque cocktail dress as an option for the Russian space ladies.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      She does not look particularly interesting for a russian lady

      Space or not space she would not catch an eye on a Moscow street.

      Move along, the girl is fighting to retain her celebrity status. If we pay attention to what she does she will succeed.

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward


        She could have a wet nose and pointy ears, I wouldn't mind.

        It's been a while.

    2. Robert E A Harvey

      el Reg

      For more IT relevance the 2nd picture should have been of an ex-borg on the crew of a federation starship.

      1. John 62


        Oh, the other one! Ah, yes, Seven of Nine, Tertiary Adjunct Unamatrix 01, she'll do.

      2. thecakeis(not)alie

        Borg on a starship

        Which one?

        The following individuals are former drones who served aboard a Federation starship after being disconnected from the collective:

        Jean-Luc Picard, Annika Hansen (Seven of nine), Katheryn Janeway, B'Elanna Tores, Tuvok, Marika Wilkarah and Icheb

        These individuals were liberated from the collective and lived aboard a Federation starship however they did not serve:

        Hugh, Azan, Mezoti and Rebi

        Additionally, there are also several drones liberated by or discovered by Federation starships on which they chose not to reside. Then there is always the question of “does Data count as having been Borg?” He served the Borg in a leadership capacity on two separate occasions.

        There aren’t many I am thinking would have been delicious pictures for commenttard consumption. Accuracy required, sir!

        1. Anonymous Coward
          Paris Hilton

          It's obvious...

          Whichever one has the biggest knockers.

          Paris, because she has her knockers too.

  3. The Fuzzy Wotnot


    A relative of Peter Chapman, aka Piglet in the Piglet Files?

    1. John 62
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      Piglet files

      One of the few Lyndhurst roles I have good memories of watching.

  4. Tom 38

    "hardline Russian president Vladimir Putin"

    He's PM actually.

    Well, officially anyway. You can't quite see his hand up Medvedev's umentionables, but it's there.

  5. Seanmon

    Vaguely attractive?

    Get thee to specsavers, Lewis.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      As Vaguely Attractive as..

      A bulldog in a tutu...

      1. Uk_Gadget


        Confirms this:

        What do you call a good looking woman in Russia?

        A Tourist!

      2. Baskitcaise

        As Vaguely Attractive as

        A bulldog in a tutu..

        Chewing a wasp?

    2. HFoster
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      Oh dear...

      Unless you're getting it on every night with superwomen ten times hotter than her, I think you're so full of shit your name ought to be changed to Armitage Shanks.

      1. Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

        Re: Oh dear...

        I think there was some confusion here. Commentard seems to me to be saying "Anna Chapman is much more than vaguely attractive". I believe Mr Page would acknowledge this and was employing comic understatement.

        I have no idea why I just wasted precious seconds writing this.

        1. Seanmon
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          Re: Re: Oh dear...

          Ms Bee is correct as ever. Commentard was indeed attempting to insinuate that Ms Chapman could, under ordinary circumstances, be considered, in a superficial way, more than averagely appealing to the eye, indeed not to mention, without wishing to descend to the lavatorial, certain other organs, specifically, organs belonging to those of the male persuasion.

          No idea either.

          1. Anonymous Coward
            Anonymous Coward

            Re: Re: Re: Oh dear

            I agree she would be more attractive than a man in a dress certainly...

        2. HFoster

          Throws hat on ground, stamps on it

          There! That seems to have dealt with that pesky apid.

  6. Jacqui


    is that she never was a real spy, but the russians wanted a hero(ine) and she was selected.

    The only problem was it took so long to get the merkins to "catch" her - doing nothing

    but looking suspicious while doing it just does not seem to work. In the end, the russians had to "leak" her spy status so that she would be caught and brought home as a hero or the state.

    I'm sure there will be a film out soon :-)

  7. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Is that a rocket in your pocket?

    I'm expecting many more comments in the same line - I hope I won't be disappointed

  8. Gwaptiva


    wow Buck!

    I sure hope she can find something like Col. Deering used to wear

    Mine's the one with the misspent youth in the pockets...

    1. graeme leggett Silver badge

      Or Gabrielle Drake

      on Moonbase in UFO?

      1. Destroy All Monsters Silver badge

        Hell yeah!

        SHADO FTW!

  9. disgruntled yank

    flameproof overalls

    Will Vulture Central be purchasing a few?

  10. CASIOMS-8V


    "globally famous for being the only one of the deep-cover spy ring unmasked by the US last year who is even mildly attractive, "

    You owe me a new keyboard Lewis !

    1. William Towle
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      Re: LOL

      Not only that, but the "only one [...] to be both female and passably attractive".

      I've not seen the others, but evidently it's not worth the bother googling.

      <--- worth two thumbs up but not possible in one post (as in +1 per use of "attractive", pervs!!)

  11. Hooch181
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    I have to say,

    I wouldn't say no!

  12. IsJustabloke

    I refuse to enoble a simple forum post!

    looking at the various, not unpleasing, bulges in that outfit; would I be correct in assuming Ms Chapman is up the space duff?

  13. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod ...

    It's a woman.

    1. Uk_Gadget



  14. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Be Reasonable

    I wouldn't push her out of bed to get at Sean Connery or George Lazenby, or any of the Cambridge Five.

  15. Eugene Goodrich
    Paris Hilton


    "Uncovered undercover chic chick offers self to cosmonauts"

    Shouldn't that be "Uncovered undercover chic chick covets career creating cosmonaut clothing"?

    Or "... career covering cosmonauts" or "... career keeping cosmonauts warm".

    Paris, because when the couture is haute, she's all over it.

  16. John Smith 19 Gold badge

    You could not make it up.

    And I certainly would not even *try*.

  17. Anonymous Coward

    I'm thinking....

    More like Jane Fonda in Barbarella, rather than Lois Chiles in Moonraker.

    Not that there is anything wrong with Lois....

  18. Pablo

    Who would have thought

    That getting busted by the FBI could provide such a boost to your career prospects. Actually, I guess it works for hackers sometimes too.

  19. json

    bottoms up!

    I enjoy wasting my time on this site!

  20. John Smith 19 Gold badge

    Watch those colour combinations.

    Ginger clashes with Orange

  21. bugalugs ( enough letters and digits ? )

    she's saving herself....

  22. Anonymous Coward

    All you fantasists are too late - look at the photo

    She's already working on "Cosmonauts - The Next Generation"

    Either that or she's been at the Pirozhki a bit too enthusiastically.

    The one with the travel order to the Gulag stapled to the lapel please.

  23. Fred Mbogo

    I wonder

    If she knows how to do that trick with her thighs, I don't think Daniel could withstand it as well.

    I'm also curious if she's been attending that other Russian lady's urogenital strengthening school.

    Mine's the one with the account at Anastasia International, Spasiba.

  24. Anonymous Coward
    Jobs Horns

    Women get so catty and jealous of each other....

    When a better chick with better brains get a better gig - out come the claws.

    Meanwhile the Bulldog chews a wasp.

  25. John Smith 19 Gold badge
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    I'd forgotten Gabrielle Drake in UFO.

    Hot ginger. Under appreciated.

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