Man demands police protection from sex-mad missus An exhausted Turkish man living in Germany has asked cops to protect him from his sex-mad missus, Bild reports. The bleary-eyed victim of his wife's "voracious embraces" walked into a police station in the southwestern city of Waiblingen on Tuesday to explain he'd spent four years kipping on the sofa in a vain attempt to get …
You get in from a hard day at work and all you want to do is eat some scran, plonk down in front of the goggle-box. Instead all you get is the Missus all over you, poking and proding your various bits in an attempt to get some life out of the wee gentlemen, she simply won't leave you alone to watch the game or a documentary about the Wee-Wok tribe from Outer-Mongolia!
As much as I enjoyed this article there are some that will complain about it not being tech related enough. Maybe to appease these people you could reword it as follows
Title: "Man goes to cops to request cease and desist on port DoS attack"
Body: A Turkish man has requested police intervention on a violation of his master port's acceptable use policy whilst he explores get out clause options in his contract. Sustained throughput has prevented him entering sleep mode.
A Verizon spokesperson stepped in to support the man by stating "Unlimited use is all well and good initially, but is unsustainable in the long run."
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I read somewhere that the "I've got a headache" excuse is used far more by men than women.
And I have two ex-husbands that well demonstrate that men are not all sex machines (though that isn't the sole reason for their ex-ness - they were work-shy money-obscessed arseholes in general*).
*this only works if your partner is prepared to foot all your bills for nothing in return.
You quote Bild Zeitung? The rag that you could compare to News of the World? Have you checked the story? Half of what is written in that toilet paper is made up!!!!!!
And the guyz who claim he should be grateful .... have you ever been in a relationship with a nympho? I guess not ... some can really tire you out, I know from experience, I made the same assumptions ... I can tell ya, when ye end up walking into the office like a cowboy every other day, you will soon figure that having a relationship with a nympho is not only tiring, it can also be painful ... balls ache like mad when you stress them too much!!!!
Madonna for obvious reasons ...
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