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Tousle-haired mockney belly-robber Jamie Oliver has been let down by his website's IT staff today, after they failed to effectively remove a distinctly NSFW web-2.0 user uploaded recipe for "Pussy". Screengrab of Jamie Oliver website Tasty The offending recipe's page has been removed from Oliver's site, but as the …


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  1. Peter Thomas 2

    Yes,, but have you seen what's at number 66 in the charts?

    NSFW... and uncensored...

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Use my ******** as a ****?!

      @Peter Thomas 2

      Yeah, they've censored that on the original site now.

      However, Yahoo's UK Top 75- which I assume they get from them- still includes the full uncensored version. Again, *very* NSFW, see number 66:-

      And here's the cached version to prolong their embarassment in case they spotted it:-

      Apparently they were aiming for the Christmas number one. So near and yet.... ah, they were nowhere near. :-)

  2. thejackle
    Paris Hilton

    30 minute meal?

    30 seconds for most guys more like.

    1. Anonymous Coward

      How long?! 30 secs?! I'm not superman!

      For most blokes on a Friday night after 10 pints, 10 secs, rollover, fart and fall asleep, if your lucky!

  3. Uncle Slacky Silver badge

    Reminds me of that new entry... this week's chart at number 66.

    1. lansalot

      booo !

      I posted that link as well and it got rejected... booo !!!!

    2. Wize

      As featured in B3ta

      I think they would be happier if they were 3 points lower in the chart.

  4. Dazed and Confused

    Not very adventurous

    I'm sure they could come up with more adventurous recipe.

    The method could do with more work on the preparations.

    1. Cameron Colley


      My recipe usually involves tongue.

  5. Tony Barnes
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    Fair play

    ..that is pretty damn funny!!

  6. Scott Mckenzie

    Sad to see...

    ...that nobody found the recipe helpful.

    1. sT0rNG b4R3 duRiD
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      I found it helpful.... Here's why...

      The recipe was posted on a Saturday. I guess the weekend had something to do with it.

      I'll see if they've started moderating the site.

      I'll wait till the weekend.

      Come Saturday morning I'll go post a picture of Nigella up on it. It's just got to be done! The trouble I'm having is thinking of a good recipe. English Tart served with whipped cream? Mmmm... I think I'm going to have to sit down and have a good long hard think about it.

  7. nsld

    And with a simple change

    It could be a chocolate brownie

    Coat please....

  8. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Signed up...

    But won't let me mark it as helpful.

    When I signed up I got a voucher for naked wines... mmm, and the email was signed "Jamie xxx."

  9. Scott Mckenzie


    .....looking at the navigation menu headers - shouldn't it be classed under 'Fish'?

    1. Blake St. Claire

      Mexican food surely

      fur taco

      Disappointing that the article isn't full of puns -- can't get the moderatrix to talk dirty by explaining the puns now can we.

  10. Anonymous Coward
    Paris Hilton

    I see I'm mistaken....

    I thought that was a Jamie Oliver portrait.....

    Paris - thought it was her.....

  11. MaXimaN

    Or, as Jamie would say:


  12. Anonymous Coward

    the best part...

    Is the VeriSign secure logo at the bottom of the page (in the google cache). Apparently troj-enz work better

  13. Anonymous Coward


    Is schoolboy snigger-some graffiti really worthy of IT newssite bandwidth?

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      it was clearly worthy...

      ... of your comment!

  14. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    censored by Google?

    Out of educational curiosity, I followed the Google cache link. What do I see? A blank image.

    Is Google the Grinch? Or are other Dark Forces at Work?

    Not The Man From Mars, 'cos he's Heavy and he Ain't My Brother.

    1. Random Glitch

      Slow but not censored

      I initialy thought the same, it eventualy loaded, t'was rather slow thought, a good min and a half but still there.

  15. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Maybe he is branching out ...

    See his new 'Cock School' book on German Amazon

  16. Anonymous Coward

    Image is down

    Doesn't show up in Google's cache either.

  17. Winkypop Silver badge


    I would have looked for this recipe under Pork.

  18. Anonymous Coward

    Will it help sell more of his books/DVD's

    Will it help sell more of his books/DVD's

  19. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    they just took it down from their website

    they just took it down from their website

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