back to article Erotica 2010: One big Teese, and a bit of a flop

Whether it was the cold or the recession, Erotica 2010 – the 15th year of the international sex exposition – appears to have ever so slightly wilted. It is not exactly shrivelled, but is a little smaller; not the proud, thrusting standard-bearer of the UK’s adult erotic industry it once was. A quick totting up through the …

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  1. Anonymous Coward
    Flame

    Fostering interest in amateur ornithology is important

    So exactly what is wrong in fostering the young generation interest in shags, boobies, tits and other important subjects. That is a worthy cause so the RSPB should be applauded for its desire to ensure that the interest to amateur ornithology is prevalent in our young generation.

  2. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Not what it used to be

    Since the serious BDSM players were replaced with more of your mainstream play toy offerings, there hasn't been anything new to spark the imagination

    That said, there hasn't been anything new on the markets for quite some years. Everything is the same old same old. No new imagination in the market place.

    Some of my favourite, ahem, specialist heavy duty clothing manufacturers haven't been there for a while, so it isn't worth the ticket price for me any more. It is more cost effective to travel half the country for a personal fitting and have personal viewings of the product lines.

    That said ... does anyone know a dry cleaner that'll do leather strait-jackets?

  3. Neil Barnes Silver badge
    Coat

    Shags

    The common cormorant or shag

    Lays eggs inside a paper bag

    The reason you will see no doubt

    It is to keep the lightning out

    But what these unobservant birds

    Have never noticed is that herds

    Of wandering bears may come with buns

    And steal the bags to hold the crumbs.

    (c) Christopher Isherwood

    The one with the Guide to British Birds in the pocket, thanks...

  4. Anonymous Coward
    Troll

    "three-day love fest"

    what does _love_ have to do with it?!

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Dead Vulture

      The author can't tell the difference

      That is all.

  5. Anonymous Coward
    Joke

    Chocolate Body Paint

    Did it carry the obligatory "May contains Nuts" warning.

  6. illiad

    problem is...

    The tickets are really expensive, the charges to the exhibitor are really high, so many big stars just dont appear.. and it does not help that their website **does not exist** 'out of season'.. :(

    I went about 5 years ago, to find nothing really there, that you could not get in a central london store... (of course, there is no entry fee for these!!!!)

    I had a good chat to Lorna Morgan, who said many were not there due to the cost... yes, there is a good 'dancing girls' show with all that fetish stuff.... but still not worth it, unless you are rich enough!!

  7. James Pickett

    @Neil Barnes

    In a curious bit of synchronicity, I found myself reciting that to my son at the weekend, when 'shag' came up in a game of Scrabble, and he needed convincing that it had a polite meaning. Nice to know I'm not the only one who remembers it - thank you.

    1. Fr Barry

      An ounce of shag please on my carpet

      Several other polite meanings are a fine cut tobacco or a style of deep pile carpets. And of course there is "Shaggy" from Scoobie Doo with his shag pile beard

      1. Elmer Phud
        WTF?

        To keep it back on track ---

        -- a reference back to the story we can have --- 'Shaggy' going on about being 'Mr lover-lover . . .'

        and there was 'The Shag' a poplular dance move from the past.

        A look on Wiki and we find 'Described below is double shag . . '

        ( WFT as 'where's the fuck?' )

        1. Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

          Re: To keep it back on track ---

          There's a bird called a shag, you bunch of blue-footed boobies.

          Back on topic, or else, well, I'll get really bored.

  8. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    I have a pic of Dita from this weekend :P

    No you cant have a copy and anon for obvious reasons. Though she does know it was taken, a very nice Gal too...

  9. Graham Marsden
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    Erotica 2010 - A bigger waste of space than ever...

    Speaking as someone who has attended these shows since they started and exhibited leather BDSM gear at four of them, I think the expression needed is "Dead Show Walking".

    Standing on the (virtually empty) gallery level and looking down it was clear to see the huge amounts of empty space between the stalls which, ten years ago, would have been filled with exhibitors, because so many of the small niche suppliers have been completely priced out of attending.

    There was virtually *nothing* at the show which made you thing "Wow! That's new and different", instead it was pretty much the same old same-old and you found yourself asking what board game designers and the RSPB were doing there (at least they didn't have the "tooth whitening treatment" stalls of a couple of years ago!)

    The Erotica show is a shambling mockery of what it was, caused mostly by the greed of the organisers who are more interested in making as much money out of it as they can rather than making it a showcase for the best of the UK Adult Industry.

  10. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    @ Graham Marsden

    Do you not think the problem is that the show no longer really has a target audience? It is too mainstream for the connoisseurs, too "dirty" for wholesome family types and too lame for pornhunters.

    Which group(ss) do you really think will want to go to something like this? Especially as it is in London which is, frankly, a shit place to have to travel to and even worse to try to leave.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      To answer your question

      "Which group(ss) do you really think will want to go to something like this?"

      Register reporters.

    2. Graham Marsden

      @Lee

      "Do you not think the problem is that the show no longer really has a target audience?"

      I think that's certainly a part of it, but it's the fault of the organisers for failing to realise this about five years ago.

  11. Anonymous Coward
    Coat

    Electronic?

    The future of porn is electronic ebooks?

    I don't think I have come across an ebook displaying porn yet.

  12. AlistairJ
    Coat

    Don't tell me

    The bottom has fallen out of adult toys?

    Mine is the rubberised yellow one, ta

  13. frank ly
    Paris Hilton

    Spelling Mistake

    "... day-glo and ludicrous vibratory toys. "

    The correct spelling is 'lubricious'.

    (Paris, because she is, er, .. yes)

  14. John Edwards
    Paris Hilton

    What else?

    Lay off my favourite lady you pervy Registrants. (That might have been better expressed, but you know what I mean). She only does it for real.

  15. Youngone
    FAIL

    Dirty

    I went to one of these once, mostly because 'er indoors wanted to see what all the fuss was about. We both came away (way hey!) feeling a bit dirty, and not because of the items on display, but more because of the way sex is comodified at these type of events. One of the oddest things was a chance to sit on a couch, on stage with a pornstar to have a chat and your photo taken. What the hell would you talk about?!

    We decided it was an experience, but not one we'd care to repeat.

  16. Anonymous Coward
    Jobs Horns

    You might as well.....

    Ask jesus to come.

  17. illiad

    @Youngone

    the prudish English still have problems showing off, to say nothing about the laws about it!... go to Belgium, Netherlands, etc, you will find a much better class of sex fair... :)

    search for "Erotica Sex 2010" in Europe - all cameras allowed (not in the UK one!) and you also get many models, mostly naked!! So save your ticket money, spend it on a flight instead!! :)

    1. Graham Marsden

      @illiad

      You've got a good point, eg the recent Venus and eroFame shows in Berlin were extremely well attended and there was none of the nonsense from this country of Westminster Council demanding that the show pay £20,000 for a "sex establishment licence" for three days, nor was there a doubling of the stall fees for anyone displaying phallic shaped vibrators.

      Obviously those depraved Europeans are beyond redemption anyway, whereas we Brits can still be protected from the "tide of perversion" threatening to swamp our green and pleasant land...!

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