'Plastic surgeon' cuffed for in bar boob checks Police in Idaho have put a call out to women who may have submitted to breast examinations in bars and clubs, after it emerged that a booze house female plastic surgeon from South Africa was allegedly no such thing. Kristina Brittany Ross, from Boise, was nabbed after cops in the potato state received reports that a South …
...about "boob checker", or "bikini analyst" etc. being the dreamjob, I would be actually surprised, if he/she was even the first one who pulled something like this up.
Just why he/she considered necessary to pretend to be South African is beyond me. Is South Africa famous for incomparably better proficiency of local silicon-pumpers than those of Idaho?
Being from South Africa explains away the oddity of plastic surgery consultations in bars - "oh, okay, they do it differently there" and thus deflects what would otherwise be the obvious "boob checker" sort of angle. I'd bet the exact same person with the exact same dialogue pretending to be from Seattle or Denver wouldn't have had even half the 'success'.
Though the odds of meeting a Yarpie in a bar in Idaho are low, they are not non-existent - for example I know of at least two South African doctors in Canada (genuine ones, promise).
Thing is, Sith Effricens have very distinctive accents. A fake South African would give herself away within five seconds of opening her mouth with the real thing in earshot.
Thing is, the odds of encountering a South African anywhere between the Rockies and the Appalachians are so low that most people won't be able to tell a real SA accent from a fake one. Those same people wouldn't be able to distinguish between English, Scottish, Welsh, Irish, or Australian accents either, for that matter.
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