Paris jub-flash mugger busted

Police have busted the Paris jub-flash mugger who, along with an accomplice, earlier this month relieved a man of €300 after distracting him with her chesticles. The pair targeted their victim at a cashpoint on 7 August. One of them exposed her chest and grabbed the poor chap's wedding tackle, while the other snatched the cash …

[Andrew Barr]

Playmobile or it didn't happen!!

You might have to cover the relevant bits due to the age of the playmobile girls!!

[MinionZero]

Context is everything...

Ok own up, as the Reg does a lot of Paris Hilton stories, who thought at first, they were using a photo of Paris Hilton.

As for these evolutionary reject scumbag throw backs, it looks like they are well on their way to a life of crime.

[A. Lewis]

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Thanks as always El Reg, for keeping us abreast of all the pertinent international news.

[Guido Esperanto]

to the previous commentards

who stated "pics or it didnt happen"

the feds will be at the door soon with a register for you to sign :D

you dirty ole men!