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A stunning reversal for police and prosecution in North Wales may herald the beginning of the end for controversial legislation on possession of extreme porn. The case, scheduled to be heard yesterday in Mold Crown Court, was the culmination of a year-long nightmare for Andrew Robert Holland, of Coedpoeth, Wrexham, Clwyd as …


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  1. Matthew 17

    accused of being a paedo, always a paedo

    With the horrible tabloid culture this country has adopted it doesn't matter that the whole thing was nonsense this poor chap's life will have been ruined.

    1. TimeMaster T


      Then I guess he should be glade he wasn't accused of being a pedo.

      But your right about this following him around for the rest of his life.

  2. Destroy All Monsters Silver badge
    Big Brother

    "seriously unpleasant application of sharp objects to genitals"

    Hopefully the genitals of assorted parliamentarians and ministers.

    Can we have that Tiger Clip on YouPorn now?

    1. scrubber
      Thumb Down


      No, because it isn't porn!

  3. yoinkster

    there is no justice.

    Anyone ever accused of anything anywhere should have an absolute right to anonymity until proven guilty. As with the case of the school caretaker whose life was ruined by a colleague trying to get him sacked, there needs to be something in law that secures peoples' personal lives. Maybe something like "innocent until proven guilty".

    I feel really sorry for this chap, being barred from his daughter and generally having his life ruined. Now he's been cleared he's just thrown out into the wilderness without so much of an apology and has to somehow try to piece his shattered life back together? Sounds like real justice to me :/

    1. Loyal Commenter Silver badge

      I wholeheartedly agree

      With the exception of your semantic slip-up. 'Innocent until proven guilty' implies guilt that only has to be proved. The correct phrase should be 'Innocent UNLESS proven guilty', in other words there is no guilt unless proven beyond doubt.

      This may seem like a subtle distinction, but it is the distinction between the state believing everyone to be guilty of something, and the state believing only the guilty to be guilty, as it were.

    2. Arclight


      The government recently dropped plans to protect the names of accused, after complaints that it would stigmatise the alleged victims. So basically anyone can have their life totally ruined on the basis of a half-arsed accusation.

      1. serviceWithASmile

        re: almost

        Much like a certain hunt for occult magical practitioners in days gone by.

        The more things change....

      2. I didn't do IT.
        Big Brother

        Re: Stigmatise victims?

        If the alleged victim's names are not published (as currently), how does that stigmatise them?

        Let's face it; if they don't have SOME ONE's name to publish, it just makes it difficult to turn the thing newsworthy... and we all know that if we aren't reminded ALL THE D@MN TIME about the sexual predator threat, people might just wonder if it really exists...

        Can't have people thinking for themselves, now, can we?

  4. Jamie Kitson


    Is there any chance he can sue?

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Paris Hilton

      hope he

      nails their balls to the floor

      1. DrunkenMessiah

        Re: hope he

        Just don't record it!

  5. Alexis Vallance


    How come the CPS and police are wasting time on stuff like this?

    My mate's bike was stolen on Sunday and saw it advertised on Gumtree. The police couldn't have had an easier crime to solve, yet they did fuc* all apart from send a letter commiserating him for his emotional turmoil.

    1. Semaj
      Big Brother


      Stolen bike recovery means sending someone round, gaining evidence, filling in all that boring paperwork for a crime that the papers don't care about.

      If a police force can say to the tabloid trash "look we stopped these deviants from corrupting your angelic little children" then they get some good publicity and are likely to have the press on their side when their funding is to be cut.

      The trouble all stems from the press creating moral outrage over sex when it's really not that big of a deal.

      1. scrubber

        Not a big deal?

        Sex, like air, is only not that big of a deal when you have enough of it.

        1. LaeMing

          which probably says heaps...

          ...about the sex lives of the average tabloid reader.

  6. JaitcH

    Porn, like beauty depends on the eyes of the beholder

    One person's idea of porn is another's idea of art.

    Personally I would prefer someone indulging in their preferred home entertainment rather than seeking to practice it on an innocent victim.

    The problem is that Porn Plods have to justify their pay and they often have a narrow view of their calling, as do prosecutors. Has anyone actually linked porn to sexual attacks scientifically?

    Whenever Plod arrests some deviant they often trumpet they found pictures, too. Does an interest in graphics really suggest a predilection for assault?

    Do schoolboys with their well thumbed books of naked women, or men with pictures of well endowed naked females on locker doors really mean anything criminal will occur?

    I don't think so.

    Many years ago I was an electronics technician in a video duplicating company and between 12 midnight and 6 AM the 'dirty' tapes, and I mean extreme including bestiality, were dubbed 400 at a time and most of the crew amused themselves by sleeping for an hour or so between tape changes. I must admit on occasion even we were surprised by the screen action but none of the crew were ever charged with a sexual offence.

    1. David 105

      No Title Required

      "Has anyone actually linked porn to sexual attacks scientifically?"

      I think it was the same study that linked playing violent video games to violent crime

    2. scrubber

      The Missing Link

      Every adult ever convicted of a sexual assault had porn.

      There you go, that proves it. 100%.

      What do you mean everyone has porn? What's that got to do with anything? We're the government and don't need to know about statistics, evidence or proof.

  7. Anonymous Coward

    Bad taste in jokes/friends

    They're Grrrreat!

  8. Avatar of They

    CPS should be ashamed

    Bet they get off scott free. Leaving it to the day of trial before deciding not to bother.

    Insert favorite swear word of choice here -> <-

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Thumb Up

      Not always...

      The CPS don't always get off scott free... A case I was involved in at crown court got thrown out after the CPS appeared before the judge four times without their witnesses even bothering to turn up (police officers no less) or, finally, ANY evidence. The judge, thoroughly annoyed by the wasting of his, and the courts time, threw the case out AND fined the CPS £20,000!

      True story!

      1. Apocalypse Later

        Fined the CPS?

        Hardly. He actually fined the taxpayer, which is to say you, me, and the accused.

      2. LaeMing

        Sounds rather like contempt of court too.

        Courts need to throw that one at more people wasting the court's time with frivolous charges/suits.

    2. Tom 35

      But they are not...

      They knew that this was not a slam dunk like other cases were it was just an add-on charge to a real crime.

      If it got tossed out of court they would look bad, and it could make people see what a crap law it is so much better to run away. The guy was already punished (worse then a lot of people who get convicted of more everyday crimes like robbery or assault) and they still have the law to use the next time they don't like someone.

  9. lglethal Silver badge

    I hope he sues the CPS...

    ... If the CPS are not willing to defend their position despite having placed onerous restrictions on the defendent (not being able to see your daughter is pretty friggin onerous in my book) then surely he could sue under some sort of Malicious Prosecution and/or Slander/Libel laws...

    A significant pay out for destroying a mans life might make the CPS a little less prone to destroying people's lives for the hell of it!

    1. Wallyb132

      The problem with that is...

      The way i see that going is, the CPS would probably just refile the criminal case in an effort to defend against the civil suit.

  10. Anonymous Coward

    Charge the CPS...

    So the CPS decided on the day, that they didnt have enough evidence.

    How many police offers, support workers, court officials, jurors did they have hanging around.

    I'd have though there was good ground for a public prosecution of wasting police time.

    Clearly CPS have got into the mentality 'no one's going to want to drag out a pedo court case, they'll just plead guilty, easy clear up rate statistic lads.. 'pub?'

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      My head hurts thinking about that!

      So you'd like the CPS to be charged with wasting police time? Who, pray tell, would prosecute them, the CPS?

      The CPS don't need to be prosecuted, they can be, and do get, fined by judges (see another of my AC comments a few posts up!)

      1. Trevor_Pott Gold badge


        Three options:

        1) Set up an "internal investigations" style prosecution service within the CPS whose sole job is to sue members of the government. (Including members of the CPS).

        2) Set up an entire government department whose job is to provide legal oversight to other government departments. Similar to option 1, the advantage to this option is that instead of an "internal affairs" division, this department would have no official or unofficial ties to the CPS.

        3) Make use of the other, already extant prosecution service the government already pays for. The military has its own court system with defence and prosecution solicitors already on the taxpayer's dime. In Canada, when we need to run investigations against municipal police we call in the RCMP (federal police). If we need to investigate the RCMP we may call in police from some of the municipal forces. Why not a similar arrangement for prosecution between the country’s military judiciary and the civilian one?

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      A part of the problem

      I was once told, in the early days of the CPS, that they didn't have many experienced staff, and cases were being dropped at the last minute, when a lawyer with some experience was assigned the job of appearing in court.

      Goodness, that must have been longer ago than I thought.I would have thought they would know better by now.

      1. Intractable Potsherd

        @AC 6th August 2010 23:58

        Just out of curiosity I once went to talk to the recruiters for the CPS at a law fair when I was a student. The look in the guy's face when I told him that I was from one of the better law schools, projected to get a good degree, showed that I had some idea of the law and the implications of some elements of criminal law, and also had some experience of life outside the law was one of utter joy! He stated that, if I went to work for them, I'd be at a managerial level inside two years. I therefore decided that it was just another one of those governmental bodies where any ability is removed rapidly from the sharp end and buried in managerial crap. I doubt that has changed. In all likelihood, the CPS have no decent lawyers at all. The one's doing the work are probably those with lower-classification degrees from second-rate law schools who would have difficulty getting positions anywhere else.

  11. Piers

    Thought Police

    ...have arrived. And you get punished, even if you don't get 'convicted'.

  12. John Smith 19 Gold badge
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    So when someone actually *contests* the CPS on this

    If runs away, demonstrating they are being *prudent* with taxpayers money.

    OTOH a more prudent use of the taxpayers money would be *not* bringing charges under stupid laws in the first place.

    Thumbs up for the man keeping his nerve and not backing down. True freedom fighters come in many shapes and sizes (and degrees of reluctance). this one *should* be another for the scrap heap of redundant (in the sense that it' already covered elsewhere *if* needed anyway) and unworkable laws.

    How much money did CPS spunk away on this case?*

    *I think that is the proper legal term for the misapplication of taxpayer funds.

    1. Sir Runcible Spoon


      "How much money did CPS spunk away on this case?*"

      Sounds a bit extreme to me, especially if the case was made of animal skin! perhaps we should take a fishing trip on _their_ computers.

  13. Eden

    Denied access to his Daughter

    Are you kidding me? he was denied access to his own daughter througout all of this on such a blatantly STUPID case?

    I hope he has serious grounds to sue the hell out of them and I don't normally advocate the Sue everyone culture but If I was sent a joke mail and then denied access to my girl for any period of time, especially this long, I'd be ready to rip off heads!

    1. Lionel Baden

      Fully agree

      I would go absolute apeshit if i couldnt see my kids either !!!!

      but i can understand why the situation exists in relation to any sex abuse case.

      Again all could of been resolved with common sense

      1. proto-robbie

        The irony is...

        ... that had he actually committed incest, he might not be isolated from his children - I know of such a case happening recently. This poor guy's obviously more of a threat because he has an email account and tasteless friends. And why didn't they get done for the same offence?

    2. Greg J Preece


      "Due to the sexual nature of the case, he has been barred from contact with his daughter since the case began"

      That's a bit of a logical leap! Man may enjoy porn involving sharp objects == man will abuse his daughter??

      Someone wants a slap for that one.

    3. neb


      apparantly he's only just been allowed to buy a box of frosties FFS

      i'm being flippant because i am still bemused by the cuntishness of our lords and muppets in plod/cps land

      hope he gets his life back & the twathook who gave the 'tip off' gets a good fucking shoeing

      feel free to edit out the swearing, but i'm quite vexed you know

      1. I didn't do IT.

        Re: The Tipster

        Odds are really, really good that either (a) the ex-wife or (b) her boyfriend (current or last weeks' ex) was the one that gave the anonymous tip.

        As a single dad with only visitation, I know how "inconvenient" it is for the custodial parent if some guy she shacked up with to drop a sprog and get the welfare bonus tries to be a responsible part of the kids' lives. "Why can't he just pay up his £100 per week and sod off?" is a mantra from these women...

  14. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Exterme porn laws

    what next, illegal to have a w*nk.

    Stupid F*king basterds!

    Get everyone in CPS involved in this case and beat the living daylights out of them. Disgusting scum!

    1. Semaj
      Big Brother


      Indeed that is next on the agenda.

      Studies have shown that paedophiles utilize their own minds to create perverted thoughts known as "fantasies" in which they rape children! Therefore every man will soon be required to read a copy of the tabloid newspaper of their choice if engaging their carnal desires. This will ensure a block on all thought.

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Well.. are already censuring yourself. So why not let government do it for you?

    3. LaeMing

      Doesn't abstinence from ejeculation...

      ...significantly increase the risk of prostate cancer in men? Banning wanking could cause a serious load on the future health-care system!

      Besides, what would the professional wankers in the government do all day.

  15. Bunglebear
    Thumb Down

    Blame the instigator

    The CPS get a lot of stick here (and it is well deserved) but we mustn't forget why they could even prosecute in the first place - the law was brought in by the 70s feminist dinosaurs Harriet Harman and Jacqui Smith as part of the previous government. It was a ridiculous law from a ridiculous home secretary and has been shown, is completely unenforceable.

    My knowledge of legislation is limited, but can this law be redacted?

    1. Tony S


      Laws are repealed - and yes it could be repealed or amended.

      Redacting is what they do to documents that by law they have to let you see, but they don't want you to read.

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        I think

        I think the Americans invented it. We used to be content with a simple "Deleted" or a more honest "censored"

    2. Falanx

      We *are* blaming them

      The stick they receive is rightfully deserved on all and every account. They choose which prosecutions to proceed with, and the buck stops *there*.

      This is the same bunch of spineless, fascist s$%tweasels that chose *not* to prosecute in the case of the murderer of Ian Tomlinson. Or the attackers of Mark Aspinall and Nicola Fisher. And who didn't even notice when Jen Charles de Menenzes was assassinated in a tube station.. or...

      You get the picture.

    3. Graham Marsden

      can this law be redacted?

      No, because that means deleting bits before publication, however it can be repealed.

      We need *EVERYONE* to visit the Government's "Your Freedom" site and support the following:

      NB there are several variations on these, I've picked the ones which have the most votes, but if you search on Pornography or BDSM you can find others to support too (and several worth writing comments in opposition to)

      Once you've done that, visit and find the contact details of your MP and make your points to them as well otherwise we risk the Your Freedom site becoming just another "fob them off" exercise so beloved of the last administration.

  16. Ben Rosenthal


    I was enjoying a good hearty wank, but now I hear that the Tiger speaks I can't possibly continue to masturbate.

    absolute idiocy, the police and CPS look like clowns once more......and then we let these numpties have guns, tasters and batons >.<


  17. Anonymous Coward
    Big Brother

    It's a start, but...

    ...God knows, there's a long road to travel before we can, as a society, begin to call ourselves 'fair and just' with regards to issues of censorship and police heavy-handedness. It was a creeping malaise, which then turned into a virulent strain of moral panic which has gone on to create a devastating trail of misery up and down the UK. And people wonder why the prisons here are bursting at the seams.

    Lives have been ruined and the police quietly empowered to assume the role of thought police, kicking in our doors in the dead of night to steal our computers and expose every one of us before our peers as criminals (or worse) for looking at pictures that just a few years ago nobody would have given a second thought to.

    All in the name of the children, of course. It's amazing what you can get away with, when you prefix every bad law and ill-judged arrest with such a base sentiment.

    One day these uniformed bullies will be held to account. But don't hold your breath. There isn't a man-jack amongst the current crop of Parliamentarians with the balls to stand up to the likes of Jim Gamble (very vocal in the call for the laws on 'extreme' and 'cartoon' pr0n) and call him out on his judgment. For the moment these people are safe within the structures they've so carefully erected around themselves (at great public expense).

    But in the end, every empire has to fall, right..?

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      The cost of tyranny

      The looming threat of budget cuts may let us argue about whether or not these things are worthwhile, although not everything Jim Gamble controls is worthless, and the arguments aboiut just where to save money will be vitriolic.

      But just take the child porn law as an example. It now covers pictures of people who are old enough to lawfully marry and bonk their brains out. I'm not going to try and deny that it would be bad to allow under-18s into the porn industry, but the method which has been chosen is a crude and inappropriate blunt instrument.

      It might be that all it needs is for a judge to rule that you need a legal contract with the performers, and the parental consent needed for under-18 marriage is not sufficient for this purpose.

      No, I doubt it's that simple.

  18. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Re:what next, illegal to have a w*nk

    I guess that depends on where you are while you're having the middle of a church or the girls changing room at a school are two places I can think of where you might get a telling off....

    1. peter 5 Silver badge

      @Re: what next, illegal to have a w*nk

      Bouncing up and down in your back garden on a trampoline at 5am is also frowned upon.

      *For the hard of remembering:

      1. lpopman

        titular one

        For the hard of comprehension, follow the links in that article.

        The guy was in a communal (i.e not private) area not his private garden, and the trampoline wasn't even his. It belonged to a neighbours child.

    2. Timbo 1

      re: re:what next, illegal to have a w*nk

      If it's in a church then there's going to be a lot of male frock wearers arrested, just in time for their leaders visit to the UK..........

  19. Hugh Jorgen

    Double standards eh?

    How come, in cases where suspected pedo activity has taken place, no-one quips "won't anyone think of the children..."?

    Well, yes, as it turns out :)

    The one with the tar & feather remover please.....

  20. envmod

    axe the CPS

    that's what I say....

    surely the coalition government could save a bundle of cash by getting rid of this bunch of idiots. utter utter timewasting, hypocritical, unethical twats.

  21. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Saddest thing about this case...

    The saddest thing about this case is that a father has lost contact with his daughter through all of this - and for no good reason at all.

    Those who have caused this should be put through the same amount of pain as this guy has gone through - except, of course, they won't because of who they are.

    I hope this guy (and his daughter) manage to overcome this and wish them the best of luck in doing so.

  22. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Solicitors should carry a Health Warning.

    I see that this gentleman was advised by his previous solicitors to plead Guilty. He then found a solicitor with a brain who gave him proper advice to plead NOT Guilty. I say this because I have been "shafted" (no not literally that WOULD be extreme) by many solicitors in civil matters and can safely say that 99% of them are absolute crap (opps cant say "crap" its against the law, isnt it ?). I how have an )Order made against me for LIFE (yes a lifetime) because I upset the police.

  23. Subban

    Hypocritical oafs.

    They collared (arf!) someone a few weeks ago actually shagging a dog and let them off with a slap on the wrist. Then they chase this guy all the way to court before deciding to let common sense prevail.

    I wonder if the defence would have raised the outcome of the other case in their defence as it hardly seems logical to lock someone up for being sent an email joke of the activity that someone actually doing it walks away from o_O. Surly some lawyer would be able to use that as an example in court.

    Lets hope this porn law and a bunch of other stupid laws get binned.

  24. Michael Nielsen

    The sickest thing in the world is not any form of porn, but.

    The legislators that think they have the RIGHT to decide what consenting adults can and cannot do or see.

    If someone is forced into something, or something is harmed by the act, then charge the person doing the abuse - rape, child abuse, animal abuse or what ever, we already have ample laws (In all countries) to handle these situations.

    But some sick individuals in governments, churches, and so forth think they have the right to control what consenting adults think, and do with each other. This is what should be illegal.

  25. GreenDan

    I'm more disgusted...

    by this fella being seperated from his daughter, than the idea of him having a wangle over a video of a tiger.

    Maybe it's just me though, I am from Norfolk

  26. Eden

    Free Legal Aid

    That's the problem with free legal aid.

    When I got on a bus about a decade ago and asked for, and paid for an adult ticket, the driver pushed the wrong button and pinted a child ticket.

    Long story short ended up in court over it!, I was told I was not entitled to free legal aid as I was employed and on consulting a solicitor was told don't bother plead guilty.

    Got a 10 year criminal record (only just expired) and a £1,000 fine which for a boy of 17 having just got his first job (on a trial period) you can imagine that was crippling.

    Almost lost my job over it as well as the criminal record technically meant I wasn't elligable for the job I was doing and wouldn't be allowed to carry on after the trial period.

    Luckily my boss heard the details and I was informed that after he stopped laughing over it, informed me that the company (KPMG) has a very very large legal department that would have torn london transport AND the idiots that told me I was not entitled to free legal aid a new one had I of just asked....and gave me the job anyway.

  27. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Still a bit unresolved though?

    Been following this story since it was first covered here, good work The Register. The result makes me angry though for another reason.

    Mr Holland did not really get his day in court. In the same way that if a rapist is allowed to walk through lack of evidence, people may still assume he is a rapist who just got off on a technicality. I hope this is not the same for Mr Holland. I would have much preferred if the case had gone to a jury and they had laughed the case out since the law it is based on is crazy. Both this and the cartoon law

    The way the case has been left (to my layman legal mind) is that if someone else was to be in possession of the same clips they may end up in court whereas if a jury had ruled then you could watch them?

    Anyway if you really hate this law register your displeasure at I would also encourage Mr Holland to post his personal story there.

    1. Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

      Re: Still a bit unresolved though?

      Nothing posted on Your Freedom will be taken seriously. Write to your MP instead.

      1. neb

        @Re: Still a bit unresolved though?

        just make sure its written in permanent marker on a housebrick

        and lob it through their front window

        only way they'll bloody notice IMHO

        1. Dave Bell

          A bit extreme...

          In my experience, a polite and well-reasoned letter to an MP does have more effect than petitions and such, It shows you care enough to make the effort. It doesn't need to be a masterpiece of literary craft. A physical letter on paper is the best for this.

          But sometimes your idea is a temptation. It's a temptation better denied, violence is the first resort of the incoherent, but if somebody wanted to organise a demonstration against police photography of political meetings, the Guy Fawkes masks might be worth using.

        2. Ben Rosenthal

          careful neb

          that statement is probably quite dangerous in these sad litigious times.

      2. Semaj


        I've written to my MP on several occasions and not once has he taken any action. I've been fobbed off each time.

        At least with the yourfreedom type sites the word is actually out in the open for others to read rather than in the MP's litter bin.

  28. steward

    Oh, Scotland..

    Extreme porn - bad.

    Terrorists who blow up airliners - good.

    That about sums it up...

    1. Anonymous Coward


      You might want to check a map - it turns out Scotland and Wales are actually different places...

      1. Sir Runcible Spoon


        And perhaps you ought to try and understand the original post..

        "21 Jul 2010 ... <b>Scottish</b> Secretary Michael Moore tells MPs the release of the Lockerbie bomber was based on the medical information available."

  29. Anonymous Coward


    "Due to the sexual nature of the case, he has been barred from contact with his daughter since the case began and he is now determined to re-establish contact. "

    What. The. Fuck. For having >2< porn clips on his computer.

    Half the UK population have porn on their computer somewhere. (Mostly the male half -- natch) So lets break up all parent-child relationships for completely irrational reasons.

    God I hope he has some course of legal recourse on this.

    1. Anonymous Coward

      Maybe it's because I'm not british, but...

      ...he was never convicted of anything whatsoever. He wasn't even tried, it seems. So on what basis is he being kept from his daughter? Presumably the order was initially put through due to the pending charges - but now that the charges are no longer pending... the order still stands? Indefinitely?

      What The Fuck indeed...

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Not only

        a British thing, old bean:

  30. Maty

    You dont realize how far it's gone ...

    ... till you get out of the country. We've been at the beach these last few days. Every now and then while we are kicking a football to each other local kids come up and stand politely nearby hoping they can join in the game.

    They don't realize we're Brits, and our attitude is more like 'Get lost, you little sods - are you trying to have us arrested?'

    Seriously, things are pretty screwed up right now.

  31. Jemma

    ... A Tiger... In Africa?...

    I can get the dog & girl thing (through a personal experience of finding an ex and the family labrador en flagrente delicto) and the horse & girl thing (go Romans) - but seriously, anything human with a tiger... im sorry just not happening - it would either shred the poor girl the minute she went for anything - or she'd end up in A&E (ER - for american readers) since all male cats have large spikes on their bits in order to drop the not too casual hint that its time for the female to ovulate... (and you thought him leaving the toilet seat up was bad...)

    What adults choose to do to themselves or consenting others in private is their own affair - not to mention the 2G1C video - which did the rounds mainly so people could record other people cringing and post it on you-twat. Finally this thing has been shot down - but the point is that society at large should have never allowed it to be passed in the first place - I will accept that government has a place in road safety and such - but it has NO place in what I choose to do sexually or with whom... (The guy who stuck his tadger in a hot Austin Metro exhaust is somewhat ambiguous however - more to the point - if you are gonna do it with something that has 4 wheels, at least have some taste for heavens sake!)

    Ironic isnt it that the people who will probably kill this law stone dead - are the very party who had the old 'back to basics' fiasco when everywhere poor John Major looked a member of his party was either at it, denying he was at it, or found dead in the attempt to be at in in very curious waders with a orange shoved in his mouth/butt/dont ask *delete as applicable.

    I have had the joys of dealing with social services recently and it strikes me as interesting that there is something called gillett competancy - which means a 8 year old can decide whether he/she wants life saving surgery or not - or decide pretty much anything else about his/her life yet is deemed to be a-gendered and asexual until at 00:00 on their 16th birthday they suddenly get a sexuality & gender identity like someone installed a new ROM image...

    This society seriously needs to sort out its treatment of children - because if it doesnt, things are just going to get worse with potentially normal kids turned into abuse 'victims' or worse simply because they have no idea and no training in the reality of relationships & sexuality

    1. John Smith 19 Gold badge


      "since all male cats have large spikes on their bits in order to drop the not too casual hint that its time for the female to ovulate... (and you thought him leaving the toilet seat up was bad...)"

      Forgot about that bit of moggy physiology. The proportionately sized one on a tiger would probably eye watering.

      "but it has NO place in what I choose to do sexually or with whom... "

      It's been going on for a *long* time in the UK. You might like to look up details of "Operation Spanner," a raid by Yorkshire policemen of a *private* party involving a lot of (consensual) gay S&M. The current administration seem *slightly* more sensible in their attitudes.

      "Ironic isn't it that the people who will probably kill this law stone dead "

      It's *not* dead yet, the CPS have merely turned and run. They've not had to actually fight a case so of course they can claim "We have not lost a case on it. We decided to withdraw to save taxpayers money etc."

      "old 'back to basics' fiasco when everywhere poor John Major looked a member of his party was either at it, denying he was at it, or found dead in the attempt to be at in in very curious waders with a orange shoved in his mouth/butt/dont ask *delete as applicable."

      As it turned out he was also knobbing Edwina Currie at the time (according to her autobiography. No doubt the Spitting Image storyline of him having an unrequited passion for unwed single mother and front bench Minister Virgina Bottomley gave them both a good laugh).

      "yet is deemed to be a-gendered and asexual until at 00:00 on their 16th birthday they suddenly get a sexuality & gender identity like someone installed a new ROM image.."

      Not a view shared in the teaching profession, who are very well aware that some children have a *very* well developed understanding of sexuality substantially before 16 (to the point where such children are *never* seen alone by a member of staff).

  32. James 85

    Few Comments

    1. The saga began last summer when, following a tip-off, police raided Holland's home looking for indecent images of children.

    Did the rozzers then follow-up on the clearly malicioius so-called tip-off? It would not take much thought to produce a short-list of one suspect here. Did they my arse? Doing someone for wasting police team would clearly involve them doing some work. Public servant =

    Do Forever

    Scratch Arse

    Apply Ointment to Sore Arse

    End Do

    2. Jackman, a solicitor specialising in extreme pornography offences, ...

    How do you develop such a specialisation?

  33. Anonymous Coward


    If the video is the problem, why aren't the people who made the video the criminals?

    It's a complete reversal of justice. Much like you are a criminal if you injure someone while he breaks into your house. Far better to just leave him to it while the police drive to your house at 5 miles an hour. Then when they get there too late they'll leave and drive 120 miles an hour back to the station and kill an innocent pedestrian and get away with it.

    ...Rule Britannia, Britannia rules the waves...

  34. Blue eyed boy

    Does anybody know

    to whether this guy's access to his daughter has been (a) restored ipso facto upon acquittal (b) restored after a separate hearing with the antisocial workers? (c) refused by said antisocial workers.

  35. Paul 176

    Martin Salter hall of shame

    Harman and Smith yes, but chief among the originators of this particularly poor-quality piece of legislation, as I recall, was Martin Salter MP, one of the most literal-minded men, who one might argue found the grief of a bereaved mum quite handy for his own grandstanding political career, against what he presumably thought a safe and uncontroversial target. Would the good burghers of whatever shire he claims to represent please get rid of him, if they haven't already, next opportunity?

    1. John Smith 19 Gold badge

      @Paul 176

      Salter was MP for Reading West. Despite a 4000+ majority he lost his seat in 2010.

      He lost to Alok Sharma who took the seat with a 6000+ majority.

      However you can bet he will be skulking about the constituency waiting for 2015 and/or the next prosecution under his deformed brain child.

      Remember tthis would not have been possible without some fairly "sympathetic" civil servants.

  36. Anonymous Coward

    Nu Labour = Thought Police

    Another example of why idiotic badly thought out (cough extreme terror pr0n /cough) laws need to be repealed if the current Government agrees that they are not in the public interest.

    Case in point, pretty much everyone who owns a smartphone has had "illegal" material on it at some point, does this make them guilty? Yes, even though common sense would dictate that viewing something you got sent (innocently) going OMGWTFand deleting it should not make you guilty of anything despite what the Thought Police dictate from on high.

    This is why there needs to be a mechanism in place where if illegal material is found in very small quantities (say one file that is present on many random sampled devices consistent with indiscriminate forwarding) no further action is taken, consistent with the "background noise" argument.

    AC, but if anyone asks I use an optical delay line to store my encryption keys...

  37. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    If you want

    an example of police-think, read this website......

  38. John Smith 19 Gold badge

    You'd think these people did'nt have *real* crimes to prosecute

    Oh wait *real* criminals tend to be able to afford real lawyers.

    Who can convince a jury their clients are not guilty.

    Wouldn't want to lower our success rates, would we?

  39. Eugene Goodrich
    Paris Hilton

    Where's the right to speedy trial here?

    A year, on these charges and with that evidence research needed? How does that satisfy the sixth amendment to the Constitu... oh, right.

  40. Anonymous Coward

    Mental Age

    Mental Age of "authority" in UK these days: about 11.

    They probably don't understand jokes.

    mines the one with the passport in the pocket.

  41. David Neil

    He may be innocent in the eyes of the court

    But I can give you odds of 100/1 he won't be getting access to his daughter anytime soon.

    Social services will be too scared & overworked to take the 'risk'

  42. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Justice.....or not?

    It's rather telling that numerous comments have related to a 'paedo' case when this was nothing of the sort. Both images were of adults and the only charges were related to adult extreme porn.

    Rather supports my belief that all defendants in sexual cases should be anonymous. The papers can still report the case if they really want to (their excuse for not supporting anonymity is 'open justice') but without being able to vilify a named person they will likely not bother. If they truly cared about open justice the local papers would report all cases, not just the 'juicy' ones they can sell on to the tabs.

    I've always believed that the reason the great unwashed have such a skewed image of 'perverts' is because the vast majority of abuse goes on in families, where the papers cannot produce a named 'demon' for their readers to hate because of the existing laws on identifying the victim. Whereas the people who sit on their own in front of a computer "typing with one hand/insert favourite euphemism of your own here" can be splashed (arf) all over the front page

    with no come back (arf arf).

    In my (recent) personal experience its often the police that push these charges through at first, cajoling the CPS into saying yes to letting them charge (the police normally lay the charges at a police station initially). Then at some point (often depressingly far down the line and near to trial) the CPS actually read the paperwork and realise there isn't a case, so they quietly withdraw. By which time the 'facts' have often been reported in the local press (and sometimes the tabloids)

    Maybe a system that requires the police officer involved in every case where the CPS drop out to explain themselves to the court would make them think more carefully about decisions that can ruin people's lives. Or maybe employing people who give a toss about the consequences of their actions would be a better start....

    Personally I hope the guy in this article sues the arse off the Police for malicious prosecution (though perhaps he should not take a picture of him doing so in case it is deemed illegal!!)

    1. John Smith 19 Gold badge


      "In my (recent) personal experience its often the police that push these charges through at first, cajoling the CPS into saying yes to letting them charge (the police normally lay the charges at a police station initially). Then at some point (often depressingly far down the line and near to trial) the CPS actually read the paperwork and realise there isn't a case, so they quietly withdraw. "

      Historically police officers in the UK were able to *mount* a prosecution on behalf of their forces. There was a perception that this lead to too many weak cases being tried which were a wast of court time (Sound familiar?)

      Hence the setting up of the CPS

      Doesn't look like the CPS has achieved one of its *stated* goals. Plod still managing to con-vince the CPS "He's a wrong un, and we got rock solid evidence that will bury him." The "Tony the tiger" video should have convinced them not to touch it with the dirty end of a long stick.

      I think the title is optimistic. This law needs a few cases when some QC gets on their hind legs for the CPS and tries to sell it to a jury confronting a QC who knows what they are doing.

  43. nsld

    The deeper issue

    is who gave the plod the tip off with regard to child porn?

    My bet is that he has been involved in child custody/access stuff in the family courts and someone decided the best way to not allow him access was to make the allegation.

    He needs to make a complaint to the police that the initial allegation was malicious and if he was engaged in family court proceedings then the making of the malicious allegation becomes an offence of witness intimidation as well.

    As for the issue over not seeing his daughter, thats a standard bail condition and very hard to overturn, hence why its used to such good effect by women who make false criminal allegations.

    As for the CPS, bunch of incompetents as was his defence lawyer for the guilty plea as well.

  44. D. M
    Big Brother

    But who will police the police

    It's not only you Brits. Our gov (Australia) is at least just as bad, if not worse.

    The problem is who will police the police. Solving real crime is in that "too hard" bucket. However, locking up innocent people is easy, and best of all, most people cannot even challenge it.

    Under our great anti-terrorist law, even report someone been arrested and charged IS A CRIME by itself. You got lucky there.

    Thought Police - check

    Telescreen - check (aka CCTV)

    The only thing missing is Minilove

  45. Chris Donald

    Yoinster-100% right.

    This law is pointless-pure control freakery of the highest, moralist and panic monger induced order.

    An umbrella law thats a great excuse for having a pop at people. Thought up by idiots in response to twats, enforced moronically.

    I hope it dies a death and fast. Waste of resources in every single possible way.

    It also takes away attention and time from searching for the genuine danger-the sources of childporn. THOSE should be the only real focus for porn police-the evil f**kers who MAKE childporn.

  46. Bernard M. Orwell
    Big Brother

    Innocent unless proven guilty....

    "Then I guess he should be glade he wasn't accused of being a pedo."

    What makes you think he wasn't? He was. He was denied access to his daughter for over a year whilst this farce of an investigation was carried out. That means someone in so-called 'authority' believed he might be some kind of threat to the daughter. That carries an implicit accusation doesn't it? If he'd been banned from driving for the investigatory period wouldn't that have raised a few eyebrows? Or how about being banned from pubs? or the zoo? or Mars? All these responses are about as logical.

    He should approach the European Court of Human Rights, as there is a clear breach of the "Sanctity of family life" clause involved here.

  47. Anonymous Coward

    Having sex with a tiger

    Really?? Honestly??!

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