Watch the IE8 ad where the chap is buying his wife a "gift"
and imagine instead that he's looking for smut: it's almost amusing.
Anyway, a better way to keep people from snooping your history is for everyone to have their own accounts in which they can do as they please. I also make use of Mac OS X's Guest Account when someone wants to, for instance, quickly check their email: as soon as they're done, all tracks are erased.