The Sun saves parasailing donkey's ass There's some top quality news today for the animal lovers among you: the Sun has moved with lightning speed to save the Sea of Azov's very own flying donkey, Anapka, who recently found herself on the wrong end of an asinine promotional stunt: The Telegraph reports that the beast is none the worse for her ordeal, with a vet …
How did they save the donkey? Did they go over, collect said donkey, bring it to the UK and plonk it in a lovely green field with other saved donkeys?
As far as I can see they simply confirmed the donkey was in good health.
Am I missing something here?
What an ass of a story from the Sun as always.
So the Sun goes out there and says "we want to pay you lots of Roubles for the Parasailling dongkey".
Now .. call me a it sceptical, but don't you wonder if someone just dragged them along and went .. there .. thats the donkey .. pay up.
{Paris .. because the Donkey is her Best Friend Forever ?}
Terrible... just terrible. I mean theres this donkey being forced to do an activity that us meer mortals have to shell out loads for. So damn right they should stop it from happening again.
Let that mule pay for his own abseiling like the rest of us. Like the old saying goes, "No free rides. Pay with either gas, grass or ass". ;-)
But on a serious note I think most are making this out to be too big a deal. The beast was not injured. Was it stupid on the owners behalf? Hell yea. Was he intentially trying to cause the animal disress or harm? No, I don't think he is that clever that he could pull something like that off. And if indeed he wanted to harm or disress the animal there would have been far easier ways to go about it.
*Ducks and waits for the firestorm*
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As the title suggests, i think i've lost a few IQ points after reading this mockery of the english language. I come from the land that has butchered the english language quite dramatically, and yet still reading your comment its become apparent to me that i now sit lower on the food chain for having read your babble...
In an effort to help prevent all humanity from becoming dumber at the hands of your linguistic skills, might i suggest that you enlist in the services of an english tutor, purchase a copy of english for dummies, a dictionary, and a spell checker. Might i also suggest that you install and use firefox as your browser, it has a built in real time spell checker that checks your spelling as you type.
Taking these simple steps will not only help prevent people from suffering the same fate i have, it'll make you a better person, or at least a more comprehensible person. Stop the madness, people in general are already dumb enough, they dont need to be dummied down any further at the hands of you.
You seem to have become dumber quite quickly;
1. I should be always be capitalised (when used as a first person singular pronoun, at least five times plus an "I've")
2. English has a capital E (four times)
3. Firefox has a capital F (you're using it as a proper noun)
4. You need to add an apostrophe in the word don't (it's known as a contraction)
Taking these simple steps will not only help prevent people from suffering the same fate [that] I have, it will make you a less hypocritical person.
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MY SICK BOSS DEMANDS PARAGLIDING OR THE ASS GETS IT
Dear Deidre,
I fear I have made a bit of an ass of myself.
My boss keeps trying to get me to have sex with him. I'm worried he'll find a reason to sack me unless I give in, or go parasailing above a beach. I'm a Donkey and it's taken me over a year to land myself a new job after being made redundant (previous attempts at Zorbing were fruitless.) I was over the moon that at last I could get back into work and start saving up so me and my boyfriend can move in together eventually (I'm a gay donkey.)
Every day he finds excuses to get me to parasail, or stay after the others have gone home so we can be on our own whilst he fondles my parasailing strappage.
I love my boyfriend very much and I wouldn't dream of being unfaithful. I've told my boss how I feel about my boyfriend and that we've been together for over two years. He just laughs and says I can do better and then boots me up the ass (literally) over a beach in Russia.
What's really worrying me now is whether he'll find a reason to sack me unless I do what he wants. He's said as much in the past, and hence all the parasailing shennigans.
I really can't afford to lose this job. There aren't many around where I live, and it would be so unfair as I know I do my work really well.
YOURS,
DONKEY.
Deidre Says,
Well if I were you I'd just use a condom before parasailing. Also I would observe the unrealistically sexy looking people in the photograph which we like to make out are the average couple but really we know the average couple look like they've got faces like smacked asses.
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So, the Snu is now the premier champion on animals rights? Good on them!
Next up, they will be calling for bans of the horrifically cruel sports of horseracing, steeplechase and greyhound racing, not to mention fox hunting.
Right?
Right?
Right?
Thought not, back to your regularly scheduled program, switch off your brain, believe everything the media tells you.
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