Cross-dresser shags mutt at historic castle

A lone, predatory cross-dresser has been cautioned for outraging public decency after having sex with a dog in the moat of an English Heritage castle, the Telegraph reports. The incident at Henry VIII's Pendennis Castle, which overlooks Cornwall's Falmouth Bay, took place at "around a quarter to 12" on Saturday 10 July, when …

[thefutureboy]

Snort! Guffaw! Fnarr-fnarr!

"Jeffrey Weiner". Hu hu...chortle...

[Anonymous Coward]

Every day's a school day.

Weiner. Pronounced Why-ner.

Had it have been spelled Wiener I would concur.

In these instances it's the second letter of the 'ei/ie' combination is the pronounced letter.

Wow. I actually learned something from being forced to take German in school.

[R.P.Charlie]

Weiner. Pronounced Why-ner.

Whyning about alleged wiener seems to be the lawyer's case in point.

[Bill Fresher]

American

In America it's pronounced "Wee-ner", not "Why-ner".

[Sarah Bee]

Re: American

'Commentard' is pronounced 'why-ner', though.

[Sarah Bee]

Re: Re: American

(Not you. Just in general. I had to go there.)

[JakeyC]

Provocatively named Christie Brinkley

ex-One Show presenter taken to Florida vet's?

[Uncle Slacky]

No, the former Mrs Billy Joel...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christie_Brinkley

[Anonymous Coward]

So...

Its a caution for actually going boning (pun intended) a dog. Jail time under extreme porn laws for anyone "only" having a video of it... Makes sense for English law I guess...

[TimeMaster T]

As much sense as ..

the US laws;

Shag a dog==5 years

drug and shag a 13 year old==90 days "psychiatric evaluation"

[Jacqui]

plod

so no arrest and no names - must have been a politician of a police officer.

[g e]

We await

The poignant and tasteful Playmobil reconstruction!

[Anonymous Coward]

Cautioned..

yet (cue obligatory IT angle) being in possession of an image of the same (even if both parties consented) would result in jail?

[Smallbrainfield]

Miami lawyer "Jeffrey Weiner"

Horatio Caine (removing sunglasses): "It's a dog's life." YEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHH!

[Anonymous Coward]

Hmmm

"cautioned for outraging public decency after having sex with a dog"

Fortunately only a caution as it is clearly a lesser crime than if someone had photographed the events and "made an image" on a pc.

[Tom 35]

or worse

Draw a cartoon of it...

[Graham Wilson]

Exactly!

Exactly!

World's mad, isn't it?

[harryhedgehog]

IT?

...I must be blind...where exactly is the IT angle here?

[Sarah Bee]

Re: IT?

Wow, you're the second commentard in two minutes I am going to have to kill.

*headdesk*

Somebody tell him.

[Anonymous Coward]

Just don't video that

I don't want to have to be smuggling files inside cakes for you.

Mmmmm, cake..... :-)

[peyton?]

Make IT? a trap

Including the IT? icon could automatically redirect the (lowest form of) commentards to the new guidelines, with an added #18) Thou shalt not question the IT angle.

Or redirect them to some sort of goatse page - either way.

[Anonymous John]

"IT?" icon

Why not remove it? It only encourages them. And it would leave room for a Playmobil one.

[Anomalous Cowturd]

It's in Bootnotes Dummy!

Deary deary me, will they never learn?

There you go Sarah. You deserve a rest after all that hard work you put in yesterday on the elReg commentard guidelines. Have a beer on your way home! My shout.

^_^

[Cazzo Enorme]

re: IT?

It's on the Internets.

[C Yates]

You're either a troll or a moron...

Idiot.

[envmod]

IT angle?

wait - is this not bestiality monthly?

*unregisters*

[Anonymous Coward]

giving the dog a bone.

Heading to the cloakroom now.

[Andus McCoatover]

Judge Dredd..

Old Mrs. Hubbard

Went to the cupboard

To give poor Rover a bone.

When she bent over,

Rover came over

And gave her a bone of his own...

(God, I don't believe I remembered that!)

(I'll also definitely get my summer coat)

[TimeMaster T]

Well ...

That might explain a lot about her son, L. Ron.

[JimmyPage]

... more like Judge Dreddful

(gets coat)

[Anonymous Coward]

Re: Judge Dredd

Just being slightly pedantic, but it's "Judge Dread"... The song was "Big 7" and the lyrics are:

Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to get the poor doggy a bone

When she bent down the dog came around and he gave her a bone of his own

Must dig out my old Judge Dread tapes...

[LinkOfHyrule]

The dog was no doubt...

The dog was no doubt microchiped - there's your IT angle those of you needing one!

I normally laugh at stories like these but the one with the cross-dresser in the moat with the dog is just too strange! You couldn't make it up!

[BigAlly]

New business venture

I claim the rights to "Cluedo - Perverts edition"

[Anonymous Coward]

And They Call IT.....

....PUPPY LUURVE.............

...well there is an 'it' in the lyrics

[TkH11]

predatory

I don't think bonking a dog can be classed as "predatory". You're stretching things there.

[The Beer Monster]

stretching things...

That's what the vet said.

[Graham Wilson]

@TkH11 - Would be if it didn't consent or enjoy it!

Would be if it didn't consent or enjoy it!

[ian 22]

Is this what bestiality has come (cough) to?

Will no one think of the sheep? That mutt was a right munter (or vice-versa).

[Anonymous Coward]

Video..

Or it didnt happ...

Oh fuck it, Rover, come here. Now where did i put my camcorder...

[Kubla Cant]

Isn't this what people mean...

when they talk about going dogging?

[TkH11]

Devon, Cornwall

If you'd lived in Devon or Cornwall, then, well, the females are a bit thin on the ground and not much to look at anyway, you know, people get desperate.

[Anonymous Coward]

Devon

Oi! My missus comes from Devon

Oh, hang on, we met after she'd moved to Sussex...

[Anonymous Coward]

Hmmm...

If you need me, I'll be in my lab.

[The Beer Monster]

IT Angle? Commentards

Stuff in the Bootnotes section isn't always about IT.

Quit yer bitchin'.

Is that OK, Ms Bee?

[Uk_Gadget]

Poor dogs....

...Bet they were feeling ruff...

[Anonymous Coward]

It's the cats I feel sorry for

They must feel "put out" at nights!

[william henderson 1]

get down

Shep, its not a bone!

[Eddy Ito]

From the dept of double entendre

Screwed the pooch, then eh.

[proto-robbie]

"Look-a down there"

"See-a da town. I build-a da town."

"Do they call me Mario da town-builder? No."

"See-a da road? I build-a da road."

"Do they call me Mario da road-builder? No."

"See-a da harbour? I build-a da harbour."

"Do they call me Mario da harbour-builder? No."

"But you shag-a da one sheep..."