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A Paraguayan model has promised to run naked through the streets of Asunción, painted in her team's colours, if the South American country triumphs in the World Cup. Larissa Riquelme lends her considerable support to Paraguay Larissa Riquelme has been getting plenty of coverage for lending her considerable support to the …

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  1. Anonymous Coward
    Paris Hilton

    win!

    another reason to back'em in addition to me habving drawn them i' th'sweepstake.

    Paris, who's been seen with little or no clothes on...

  2. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    What phone?

    Can't see enough of it to tell - no matter how much I stare

    Probably not an iPhone because:

    1) Jobs doesn't do boobies

    2) no signal down there

    1. Mad Mike
      Happy

      Bridging the aerials

      I imagine her assets are amply sized to bridge the aerials on an IPhone v4. Perhaps she needs a rubber shield on it?

  3. Rumcajz
    Joke

    Oh, come on El Reg,you're slipping...

    We need more detail on this story. What kind of phone is it??

    Can we have a boobs icon, please (or similar)? The Paris icon does not quite fit this story.

  4. Shady
    IT Angle

    Thank the Lord that England are out....

    ...we'd get Jordan.

    1. CmdrX3
      Coat

      Oh Cheers!!!

      Ruin the the moment why don't you ;-)

  5. David Webb
    Coat

    Knockers

    I'm sure everyone in England has seen enough boobs/tits/whatever already when they watched England "play".

  6. Anonymous Coward
    Flame

    What exactly is NSFW here?

    There is a minor "wardrobe malfunction", but it is not even a "Jackson" moment. I thought we are not in a country run by Taleban. Or maybe not...

  7. Chris Collins

    NSFW

    Is this nsfw in the future tense or am I missing some detail here. She hasn't actually got her jubblies out

  8. Anonymous Coward
    IT Angle

    What is not clear...

    ... is whose is the hand round the front.

  9. Anonymous Coward
    Happy

    Caramba!

    Where's the bumble-bee man when you need a quote?

    If she wants to run round the streets of Birmingham naked I'll support Argentina

  10. Jesse Dorland
    Linux

    She has revealed them already.

    Google is you friend.

    1. Uk_Gadget
      Thumb Up

      !!Google is you friend'!!

      Some friend, need to pop to the loo now... Back in 3

  11. TeeCee Gold badge
    Happy

    "Larissa Riquelme"

    Anyone else read that surname as "Risquélme" first time round?

  12. Anonymous Coward
    FAIL

    Bulgarian

    As they appear to be Airbags of the Bulgarian variety I have no interest.

    Ian.

    CEO of CaReBo (pronounced Caribou), the Campaign for Real Boobs

  13. Juan Inamillion

    @Thank the Lord that England are out....

    Nah, with the luck that's been flying around the England team it'll probably be Kerry 'Chip Shop' Katona...

    http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/showbiz/420844/Kerry-Katona-weeps-as-Mark-Croft-asks-for-divorce.html

  14. ian 22

    "Plenty of coverage"

    Plenty of un-coverage, I'd think.

  15. Wrenchy
    Linux

    Ohhhh

    Damn I like that picture.

  16. Professor Tinklepants
    Unhappy

    Pretty lady...

    ...shame she likes football :(

  17. Alan Ferris
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    Larissa Riquelme

    I've always wanted to be a mobile phone....

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