I've been getting SMSs for a couple of days urging me to 'check your vodafone.net account for an important message'. Blimey, my vodafone.net whatsit? Never 'erd of it - but now I know I had it, and am now going to lose it, I am outraged.
I feel a twee...er..fax coming on.
/Paris - because she'd be more than distressed if someone took away her box.