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A pedigree dog, crowned the world’s ugliest pooch, has died at the grand old age of 17. Miss Ellie was a wiggly-eyed Chinese Crested Hairless mutt with a drooping tongue and a scruffy mass of sprouting grey hair. She was also a keen charity fundraiser according to Asheville Citizen-Times, which first reported the dog’s sad …

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  1. Lord Lien
    Joke

    From the title of this article...

    ... I thought it was good news about my ex-wife. Seems I'm mistaken.....

    1. Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

      Re: From the title of this article...

      Pig.

      1. Trokair 1

        Fair Warning

        To be fair, he did put the joke warning in the icon ma'am.

        1. Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

          Re: Fair Warning

          How is that a 'warning'? It's a disclaimer/fig leaf/excuse to spout whatever crap you please, rather like a :) after something dodgy. Tsk.

      2. Laurie
        Thumb Up

        Ok,

        So you'd met her too?

    2. rcdicky
      Joke

      I hope you noticed it wasn't...

      when you read "at the grand old age of 17" :S

      1. JShel
        Flame

        @rcdickey

        Remember, this is Pigeon Forge, TN.

        Not only is 17 OK, it could even be a sister.

        Y'all come back now, hear?

    3. Anonymous Coward
      Joke

      In the words of the Great Borat...

      "High Five!"

    4. Sir Sham Cad

      Ladies and Gentlemen

      The Ghost of Bernard Manning has come among us.

      *facepalm*

  2. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Pigeon Forge

    Awesome name for a town!

  3. adnim

    mmmm

    I thought it was about a member of one of those shallow, talentless and plastic footballer shagging girl bands

  4. 46Bit
    IT Angle

    Mr

    < nuff said

    1. Trokair 1
      FAIL

      A Title

      Odds & Sods <nuff said

  5. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    That's not an ugly dog.... *this* is an ugly dog.

    Didn't look all that ugly to me.

    How about this ugly-if not downright scary- one...

    http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o288/atreyu4life69/Ugly_dog.jpg

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Troll

      Urghhhh

      I believe some of the guys in our IT department would consider her a 'looker' given the current fayre they soon to bring to the pub on a Friday

      troll... Well. Just cos

    2. J 3
      Troll

      @That's not an ugly dog.... *this* is an ugly dog.

      That is Sam, and he's been dead for a while too. He used to be the holder of the title. Miss Ellie is not so bad. Specially after seeing Sam: http://www.samugliestdog.com

      Anyway, Chinese Crested Hairless dogs are well poised to keep the title. When young, they are fine and cute, and I knew one who had a great personality too. But when they get old... The same mutation that makes them hairless affects the development of their teeth, so that does not help in the looks department.

      1. El
        Joke

        *this* is an ugly dog.

        > That is Sam, and he's been dead for a while too.

        Was that photo taken *before* or *after* his unfortunate demise?

  6. Anonymous Coward
    Coat

    Slow news day, so its time

    to drop the dead dog^H^H^H Donkey

  7. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    You are reading...

    ...an example of user generated content, have a nice day!

  8. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    so ....

    what is now the ugliest dog on the planet?

    1. Lan ser
      Paris Hilton

      Paris

      who else?

  9. moonface
    Welcome

    Seen this meme before.

    The World's ugliest dog is dead. Long live World's ugliest dog!

  10. Doug Glass
    Go

    Huh?

    Nancy Pelosi died?

  11. Fractured Cell
    Flame

    AAAARGH!

    Kill it! Kill it with FIRE!!

  12. Anonymous Coward
    Grenade

    Whatever happened to the real worlds ugliest dog.

    You know the chihuawa? that was bald, blind and as Uggerly as anything.... and not the cutesty conjob copy cat dog?

    1. moonface
      Unhappy

      Disqualified i'm afraid.

      It had already lost it's title, after breaking the rules. i.e. by becoming dead.

      http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/3430118/Worlds-ugliest-dog-dies-after-cancer-battle.html

  13. Ed Blackshaw Silver badge
    Coat

    ♫ Hooray the bitch is dead ♫

    Cheque please!

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Dead Vulture

      I believe it should be...

      Ding dong the bitch is dead

      Tombstone. Because.

  14. Alan Brown Silver badge
    Troll

    cremation?

    The first time I read the last paragraph I thought "Wot, all of them?"

    Might not be such a bad idea...

  15. Mr Young
    Happy

    "Miss Ellie bites the big one"

    Who thinks of these lines? That one just had me grinning after a below average day!

  16. LinkOfHyrule
    Paris Hilton

    Was nice knowing you *cries*

    You'll be missed *tears*

    ...hang on! Worlds ugliest dog is actually A DOG and not who I thought it was? ooops silly me!

  17. El
    Troll

    I've seen worse...

    Heck, I've even dated worse!

  18. John Smith 19 Gold badge
    Happy

    Ahh. But it's got a disease

    Doesn't everyone love a sick puppy?

  19. Anonymous Coward
    Joke

    What laboratory gave birth to that....

    Out of 100,000,000 sperm THAT was the fastest???

    1. mittfh
      Alert

      What about the egg?

      After all, it's a combination of sperm DNA *and* egg DNA... do we have pics of the sire and dam?

      Presumably both had their fair share of recessive genes...

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