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Poor old Tiger Woods was obliged to withdraw from last weekend's Players Championship in Florida due to a problem with his neck, which has apparently been bothering him for about a month. The Golf Channel's Win McMurry was on hand to offer this delightful and highly plausible explanation of the exact nature of the complaint …

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  1. screaminfakah
    Pint

    I can see where that would be a problem....

    How can he swing a golf club with the obstruction!

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  2. Anonymous Coward
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    I am surprised she is not on his prize list

    Looking at her pics I am surprised she is not on his prize list. Looks pretty much his type.

    Or maybe she is... That would explain things... Either that or sour grapes...

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  3. sYncRo
    Happy

    Long Iron

    Now i know why i pull my shot

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  4. Anonymous John

    Problem with his neck?

    Such as not being able to get it out of bed?

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  5. Anonymous Coward
    Badgers

    Four!

    more than the average player........

    badgers beware...

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  6. Mr Grumblefish

    There's a golf channel in the US?

    Nah, I bet it's just called that because "The Grass Growing Channel" might suggest something illegal.

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    1. Anonymous Coward
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      Badgers

      There's a golf channel in the US?

      Sadly, there's one here in Malaysia too.

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  7. DrJaymansLoveCookie

    Move along, nothing to see

    It was just a slip. Now if she had said: "..with a bulging one-eyed trouser trout" or "...with a bulging blue veined love gun" or "...with a bulging Hilton hide hammer" then something would be amiss.

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  8. Anonymous Coward
    Paris Hilton

    Sharper hearing--

    -- picks up panting in the back ground.

    Caused by??????????

    Paris, What makes ME pant!!

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  9. Sorry that handle is already taken. Silver badge

    I had a bulging duck once

    It was pretty unwieldy.

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  10. Anonymous Coward
    Boffin

    Clean Your Ears

    She said "bulging DISC", ie referring to a problem with his neck vertebrae.

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  11. Chris Fleming
    Coat

    Sore neck?

    Must have been sleeping to close to a crack or 2 or...

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  12. Anonymous Coward
    Happy

    Oh, the cruelty

    The slings, the arrows, the hilarity. Trouser trout indeed.

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  13. Anonymous Coward
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    If you can't win, QUIT

    He's a frigging whining baby, he quit, not because of neck pain, but because he wasn't winning IMHO.

    EFF him and EFF golf.

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