"I don't trust any software for which I haven't seen the Source Code"
Well, aren't you a rebel? So, you've personally reviewed all of the source to the linux kernel, all your device drivers, your web browser, the embedded code that runs on your router / wifi access point / monitor / car? And you understand all the technical and security issues in all of that software enough to have made a judgment on its trustworthiness better than the other 99.9999% of users who fail to do so, and who are therefore presumably credulous rubes?
You, sir, are an amazing man. I salute your mega-genius, speed-reading, multidisciplinarian hardass ethos; truly, none have more open-source street cred than you. The only thing missing from your post was an instance or two of "Micro$haft".