Conversation by Rupert & his mates...
Scene: The bowels of hell...
Rupert: Hey guys, you media moguls you...
Rupert: Hey guys, we gotta shut Google down...
Rupert: Hey guys, you listening to me...
Rupert suddenly realises he's alone. His friends, all 20 or so imaginaries, have deserted him & the reality is just too much to bear. He weeps for his persecution.
Rupert: I'm alone. No-one cares. Nobody knows nor understands...
A voice looms from the outer reaches of the forboding scene.
Bill: I understand Rupert, Bill weeps
SteveJ: I understand Rupert, SteveJ weeps
SteveB: I understand Rupert, SteveB weeps
Bill, Rupert & Steves: We understand each other. They weep some more...
Rupert: I hate all of you. You disgust me
Bill: That's the way I feel Rupert, especially about SteveB & SteveJ
SteveB: What did I do?
Bill: Destroyed Microsoft...monkey boy, idiot
SteveB: but SteveJ & Google destroyed us Bill, it wasn't me...
SteveJ: Shutup monkey boy. As for you Bill, doesn't matter how much you give away, no-one really cares for you anyway
Bill: Go get a job Steve
SteveJ: Oh, too funny Bill. Is that the best you can do?
SteveB: (playing with himself in the corner) but I love you Bill, I loved you...(moan, groan, more weeping)
Rupert: What about me?
Bill & Steves: What about you? I hate you Rupert.
Not another noise can be heard for an eternity. Suddenly a voice emanates from the dark recesses of hell.
Big red horn'd fellow appears