Buzz Aldrin goes Dancing With The Stars

Following his raptastic hook-up with Snoop Dogg, multi-talented Moon geezer Buzz Aldrin will be strutting his stuff in the forthcoming series of Dancing With The Stars - alongside cream-splattered beach strumpet Pamela Anderson. Buzz Aldrin. Pic: ABC Season 10 of ABC's terpsichorean spectacular will also feature the celebrity …

[Flugal]

But is it real?

I have a feeling this is all just going to be filmed in a studio somewhere in America.

[transientcylon]

+1 Internets

To you sir, only thing that came to mind when I saw this was Buzz punching the moon landing denier who tried to confront him. Old man's got a nasty hook!

[danny_0x98]

"ABC" Studios

Show is taped at CBS's Television City in the Fairfax District below Hollywood. So take the 101 south and not the 134 east into Burbank.

Good news for tin-foil-hatters, this is a good 40 miles away from Vazquez Rocks, the go-to locale for simulating other planets.

[Graham Marsden]

...alongside cream-splattered beach strumpet Pamela Anderson.

I'd vote for that! (It would certainly make at least one part of the show worth watching...)

[Dave Bell]

Sage cannot wither...

I hope he's up to it. Some of the dancing is a trifle energetic.

But I reckon he's old enough to have picked up some of the basics as a young man. I understand the military still expects certain social graces of its officers, lest the Sergeants embarass them.

[TeeCee]

You turn with the quote Buzz.

"That's several small steps for a man, but one giant cheque in the Bank Account."

I know a bloke's got to eat, but couldn't he have gone into tobacco advertising, the pr0n business or something else less tacky than this?

[pctechxp]

Poor Buzz

He really must be desparate for cash if he has to lower himself by participating in this tripe.

I just hope they can our version (Thats Strictly Come Dancing for those across the pond) as a result of the Beeb cutbacks.