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Argentinian police are hunting a 30-year-old former lingerie model accused of running an all-women cocaine-smuggling gang, Argentina's La Nación reports. Angie Valencia Colombian Angie Sanclemente Valencia was crowned her native land's Queen of Coffee in 2000, but following a relationship with a Mexican drug lord known as " …

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  1. Anonymous Coward
    Paris Hilton

    I hope she was better at drug-running than at modelling

    as there seems to be precisely one photo available on the Interwebs of her. Yes, the one in the article.

  2. Anonymous Coward
    Joke

    Wouldn't mind getting my hands on

    her crack.

    I'll get my coat

  3. irish donkey
    Happy

    My two favorite things

    Drugs, Underwear models and Lesbians

    No! Wait that's three things

    My three favorite things

    Drugs, Underwear Models, Lesbians and Beautiful angels

    No wait... oh you get the idea.

    1. Brutus

      You were right the first time...

      'cos there's no mention of lesbians. Sorry. Ariel L was the recuiter and boyfriend of the busted bimbo. Erm, Bosley, if you will.

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re:You were right the first time...

        You don't get the idea...

        My four favorite things

        Drugs, Underwear Models, Lesbians, Beautiful angels and Beer

  4. Blofeld's Cat Silver badge
    Happy

    In other news...

    Buenos Aires customs overwhelmed by applications from teenage boys and old men.

    I was going to ask for Playmobil, but I suspect it's unwise to provoke the Moderatrix at lunchtime.

  5. Anonymous Coward
    WTF?

    Sorry... Is that right?

    FIFTY FIVE KILOS of charlie? Bugger. Me. Backwards.

    Just remind me what the typical baggage allowance is? 20kg?

    1. MeRp

      You're right...

      How did a, presumably rather spindly, model even manage to carry a bag that had 55kg in it? Even a quite robust man would not want to carry such a bag all over an airport.

    2. Anonymous Coward
      WTF?

      Boggle!

      Holy whistling duckshit! It's not just the weight either - allowing for a density along the lines of talc at around 0.9 - 0.95 g/cm3 that amount of powder would take up around a 60 litre volume. I can't quite see that being on top of the clothes, more the other way round!

      I reckon someone may have misplaced a decimal point here somewhere...

    3. A J Stiles
      Boffin

      55kg.

      55 kg. is 8 st 9 lb 4 oz. About as much as her, judging by the photo.

  6. ravenviz
    WTF?

    Legitimate case

    No doubt their defence will be that the drugs are a dieting aid for the modelling industry.

  7. Anonymous Coward
    IT Angle

    Charlie's Snow Angels

    As much as I like reading about lingerie models smuggling drugs, where's The Reg angle?

  8. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    The Reg angle?

    That's a joke, right?

  9. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    @AC 14:02

    and at that level, it probably wasn't cut with too much shit either, probably flip that into 110kg easy by the time it hit the streets

  10. J-Wick
    Happy

    No-one mentioned cavity searches yet?

    I'd better not either then.

  11. Tom 7 Silver badge

    If she comes knocking on my door

    seeking sanctuaryI'll let the police know

    .....eventually... - she can help me lug my animal feed bags around!

  12. Wolf 1
    WTF?

    Sometimes there are no words...

    I can add absolutely nothing to this article, truth is indeed stranger than fiction.

    I must say that if this were a plotline in fiction, it could only appear in a James Bond film...

  13. Stevie Silver badge

    Aha!

    That's...brilliant! Except for the bit where the stupid tart opened the case of snow in an arport for all to see.

    The problem would seem to revolve around picking models that are stupid, but not *too* stupid for words.

  14. Pablo
    Coat

    She can smuggle my coke anytime...

    Wait, that doesn't make sense.

  15. Anonymous Coward
    Coat

    By now like most drug lords on the lam...

    she's had cosmetic surgery to change her appearance! But that assumes that the doctors can find parts of her body that haven't already been augmented.

    OK, OK! I'll just get my coat....

  16. Anonymous Coward
    Happy

    Is this right?

    Model takes cocaine shock? Far out. Where are the lesbians?

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Headmaster

      Where are the lesbians?

      The wheels came off the plan on 13 December, when Ariel L's 21-year-old 'girlfriend', María N, was cuffed at Buenos Aires's Ezeiza International Airport with 55kg of cocaine on open display in her suitcase.

      The term 'Girlfriend' should have really given it away

      1. MartinD

        No...

        "25-year-old male model known as Ariel L"

  17. Steve Roper
    Joke

    And they reckon

    that security guards viewing the full-body scanners at airports wouldn't be getting their rocks off looking at the nude pictures of the passengers?!?

  18. Hollerith 1

    I am gutted

    I wanted there to be lesbians. I mean, we can be underworld crime bosses too! But sadly, only staright models (I assume) and a male recruiter.

    But still, I like to think there was a little chic for a while among the unspeakable crooks that peddle drugs.

  19. kissingthecarpet
    Pirate

    Who owns the film rights?

    If no-one does, then plz send me teh contractz

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