Beer for Lewis
"dastardly droid detonator dromedary-driver delinquents"
Beer for that man!
A man and a boy have been found guilty by courts in the Emirate of Abu Dhabi of concealing "electric detonators" in robotic camel jockeys, according to reports. The crooks' plan was to get racing dromedaries to run faster, in defiance of good sportsmanship and local laws. The Khaleej Times reports on the case today, noting …
... just using some mobile phones instead of these 'detonators'. Most of the ringtones you hear nowadays are scary as hell. As a side benefit, in case of being discovered, they could just say "Oh, my phone! Thanks, officer, I've been looking for it all day!". It's a win-win.
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