Where's my microscopic invasion fleet?
"The Hitchhiker's Guide also notes that, by allowing everyone to understand each other, the babel fish has caused more and bloodier wars than anything else in the universe."
Google has managed to get some decent press by announcing that, in a few years, it might be able to translate speech - something iPhone owners can already do. The Times picked up the story, and breathlessly reports that such a development could "transform communications among speakers of the world's 6,000-plus languages" - …
No, the question is "Will it allow us to understand what our own friends and family are saying, even after they've been mangled by the codecs used in mobile phones?".
Happily, the answer is probably yes, since "convert speech to text, transmit text, convert text back to speech" really can't be that hard, can it? Oh, hang on, they'll get Stephen Hawking to do the final step, won't they?
So how long before it starts leaking a few packets back to Google for "added features".
Where few packets means profiling info on what you say. So then google can monitor everything we say.
I'll wait for a totally open source non-Google version thanks. Then that way, we all can be sure it doesn't start to leak data for more "features".
"something iPhone owners can already do"
That comment really has nothing to do with the story, and I'm straining to figure out why you even included it. Perhaps a class in writing and journalism might help? I'm not trying to be insulting, but that comment really is out of place in this article, and it makes you come across as an Apple fan-boy.
And perhaps how about the newpaper story?
Googol = "Look what we're making! It will be ready in a few years! We're great! Aren't we great?"
Paper = "Yes. You're great. We love you, and you are the future of our global society. Please have my babies"
El Reg = "Let's have a look at one prepared earlier, and available now"
...El Reg was actually trying to balance out the newspaper report that (the newspaper) claims Google had invented the wheel or something. Are El Reg also DARPAtards as well as Apple fanbois?
How dare El Reg say somehting about Apple that isn't negative! They must be dirty fanbois who need to wipe the screens on their iPhone a lot...
Can we have "Do no evil" and "Do load's of evil" images?
In fact, as anyone well knows, when faced with a computer and a microphone, all geeks revert to speaking with a fake Scottish accent which owes its origins to Star Trek's original engineering genius Scotty. After a few hours of working with voice recognition software using this accent, the computer is effectively disabled for anyone who is unable to adopt this grizzled asperic tone. It is the earliest known form of a DOS attack on a voice recognition system. I personally originated this attack about 13 years ago when the first Apples came out with any sort of decent voice recognition. Although I am sure many others simultaneously created the same problem.
I go to Spain quite a lot, but havn't learned Spanish yet.
Apart from all the 'teach yerself spanish' apps I have, the real killer on my iphone is jibbigo.
true speech to speech. both ways.
It was invaluable last week talking to the chief of police about where to pay a parking fine. I just spoke into it - he listened to iphone, he spoke into it, I listened to iphone. In 15 mins I knew where to go, how much to pay and what hours the city hall was open.
It's a bit slow even on my 3gs, but copes amazingly with accents (I am glasweigian!). The local Spanish thought it was amazing too. 9/10 times you'd get the gist of what they were trying to say, or communicate to them what you were trying to say.
With a bit more speed, and more languages (only spanish at the moment) it really is the first true BABELFISH.
Oh yeh - all offline on iphone by the way - no massive roaming fees required.
Most text to speech sounds like it has been recorded by somebody with very limited vocal ability, and most google translations look like they've been written by somebody with very limited grasp of the destination language. So, why not dispel the doubt and put the two together, leaving no doubt whatsoever about the competence of the person who mistakenly relied on the translation service.
And for those who don't quite understand what the problem is, here's what happens when you allow google to translate my first sentence into German then into French and then back into English:
Most of the text in a speech as the sounds recorded by someone who has very limited capacity voice, and watch most of the Google translation, as has already been written by someone with very limited knowledge of the target language.
Understandable yes perfectly very, n'est ce pas? And that's without even trying to synthesise it as speech.
Well I'm a bit confused, as I've got Google translate on my 2.1 Android phone that does exactly this, I speak into it, it goes off and converts it to spanish or whatever and reads it out, sounds exactly like Jibbigo but with many more languages? .... Ok, just checked and the Jibbigo app does it offline, which is an advantage if you are traveling and want to avoid the nasty roaming fees, but other than that it is pretty much the same, so claiming the iPhone can do it and Android can't is wrong.
I guess what Google Voice would do (being a telephone service) is translate your conversation in real time as you talk over the phone, which is a little bit more advanced and something that the mighty iPhone can't do yet either. Fair enough the Times article doesn't really make this clear, but you might want to research your topic a little before you poke fun at it?
well the offline is a pretty big deal if you ask me... I mean.. its a translation app ffs - when I use it guess what - I'm abroad... somewhere where the natives don't speak the queen's english.
Also, some of these backward places (cough) are likely not to have 3g roaming.. and even if they do, as you point out it will cost an arm and a leg.
so a mobile ONLINE translation service is pretty damned limited in its application afaiac.
nothing inherently wonderful about iphone, it should run even quicker on a 1ghz android jobbie - but for now the app is iphone only that's all.
Apart from the one or two crucial mistakes that machine translation (whether statistical or rules-based) nearly always (i.e.>99% of the time) introduces that can throw you wildly off track, then yes, it is what one would normally want.
Interesting to see an article on machine translation that actually only mentions the phrase "machine translation" once - and then in reference to "mad scientists" - as if this "innovation" were something quite different.
Is all the Spanish you need to know - provided you have a finger.
Shame on you stu 4. And shame on me too...
Once upon a time, I was in Rio without any Portuguese, and had to get by in English. Unfortunately the locals only understood me if I affected an American accent.
So anybody wishing to sample Rio life, while avoiding a tedious flight, would do well to sit in a sauna with their iPhone, a sun lamp and a dozen favela types, where you can discuss the finer points of Street Dance before you realise they've filched your phone.
Unfortunately, Google Translate is complete crap when dealing with Thai language, both in and out of English. It even tries to translate proper names rather than transliterating!
We don't know if this problem is universal to non-Roman text languages.
Thai is notorious difficult but we don't think it's more troublesome than, say, Devanagiri, Chinese or Farsi. Anyone?
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