London Sperm Bank whips out its wedding tackle

It's Friday, so as we nip off to the nearest boozer for a few pre-weekend liveners, let's consider raising a hearty pint to the London Sperm Bank whose splendid logo was recently spotted by a Reg reader: The London Sperm Bank logo, including stylised penis The man oyster repository in question is apparently hosted by the …

[Anonymous Coward]

Phallic logo awards

http://www.b3ta.com/features/phalliclogoawards/

is all

[blackworx]

Sky Cock

Drawing a giant knob in the sky just because you can - top marks!

[TeeCee]

Re: Sky Cock

Hmm. I'm guessing that this is one of those things that you can't do with Mastercard........

[Jerome 0]

Re: Sky Cock

I'm guessing this is a viral ad for Jude Law's new outing, Sky Cock and the World of Tomorrow.

[Fred 5]

What's the big deal?

Surely it's not that funny if yoru logo looks like a penis, when it's intentional and your company primarily deals with penises?

[Mike 140]

Unforunate ...

... geographical location for this weather-forecasting rodent.

http://www.pittsburghpost-gazette.com/pg/10033/1032831-258.stm

[Hollerith 1]

surely this was deliberate

Not the contrails, but the sperm bank sign. I love it! Does just what it says on the tin.

[Paul_Murphy]

Sex, Sex, Sex - it's all you kids think about nowadays.

Excellent logo's both - and I'm glad that they don't feel the need to PC things down so that people don't have clue what they are about.

PH - I wonder what her logo would be ?

ttfn

[Anonymous Coward]

What's NSFW about that?

There's much more borderline things you've let slip past the NSFW tag!

[Anonymous Coward]

http://thingsthataredoingit.com/

Um.... possibly NSFW

[asiaseen]

Things That Are Doing It® is

a registered trademark of Pet Holdings, Inc.

[Andus McCoatover]

Lester...Lester..

Down, Boy!!

(did take me a few seconds on the O and apostrophe. I was looking for something more suckle).

[Rob]

Sky Cock

Probably what one of the RAF people from Waddington thinks of upper management and the impending disbanding of his service.

[Anonymous Coward]

re:Sky Cock

Lytham St Anne's?? That's quite close to RAF Woodvale, the home of, amongst others, three University Air Squadrons (Liverpool, Manchester and Salford).

Nice work, but a couple of figure 8's and a climbout isn't really aerobatically challenging enough. Now let's see if they can fly an anatomically correct rendering of the corresponding girly bits.

[Anonymous Coward]

re:Sky Cock

It's probably BAE Warton, where they do a load of Typhoon stuff.

[Anonymous Coward]

Quality!

Gotta agree with the sky cock comments - tis the c lassy thing to do! :)

[andy gibson]

Lytham St Annes

It's actually the home of BAE Systems Warton, where the built and tested the Eurofighter.

[I_am_Chris]

Bravo

To the London Women's Climic.

Far more subtle than a stonking great cock!

[Anonymous Coward]

Nice logo, shame about the grammar

Whilst the London Women's [sic] Clinic might have a clever logo, but it's a gratuitous misuse of an apostrophe.

[Reg Blank]

**Facepalm**

Seriously? Grammar Nazi fail!

Go and educate yourself:

http://www.grammarbook.com/punctuation/apostro.asp

[Sarah Bee]

Re: Nice logo, shame about the grammar

No it isn't. And your grammar is awful.

[browolf]

fyi

there's an actual airport next to lytham st annes too, namely blackpool airport, mostly home to helicopters and small aircraft.

[LinkOfHyrule]

Bank bailout

I just hope the London Sperm Bank doesn't require a bailout from the government! If that happened there would be a rather unsettling amount of babies born in the capital in the coming years that look like Gordon Brown!

As Marvin Gaye sang in his most famous song "When I get the feeling, I want, Quantitative easing!" eww!

I'm so sorry for that gag! *hangs head in shame*

[David John Walsh]

..........its comming........ nearly there.......

how long have you waited for that

you must have been storing it up for months................

what a release

[LinkOfHyrule]

I've only been waiting about three days

...I thought up my Marvin Gaye Quantitative easing joke recently - but it dose feel great to release it upon you all, no matter how long it took to build up!

[Ball boy]

Pah!

Does this mean that, every time I want to expose myself, I have to get permission from the owner of this Registered mark and possibly have to pay a royalty fee? Damn, that's harsh!

[Ken Hagan]

Re: Pah!

You could always get a sex change.

[Ball boy]

@Ken Hagan

<sigh> I did - that's why I'm so incensed about this!

[DI_Wyman]

Sky Cock

When I was a boy I asked me dad what the white lines in the sky were. "Aeroplane farts, son, aeroplane farts!"

[J 3]

Never

Here in 'Merka such logos would never fly.

And pilots pulling such stunts would never fly again. (if it was indeed on purpose and not just some fluke clouds plus a contrail)

Hail Britannia.

[jake]

@J 3

"And pilots pulling such stunts would never fly again."

Really? News to me ... I guess I better sell my Cessna A152, then, if I can't throw it around when I have the mind to do so ... Anyone want a slightly used, IFR equipped, dual yoke, pseudo-stunt plane with cross country capability and a tail-dragger conversion?

[jake]

Contrail & smoke.

Looks like a ~10,000 meter jet contrail with a ~700 meter smoke trail, with the photog in just the right place to see 'em superimposed. Nice clean, tight, even figure eight, though!