Failed..
.....to get a Darwin Award!
Let's hope he has another go!
:-)
A Michigan man required hospital treatment when a rocket sled stunt went explosively wrong, ClickOnDetroit reports. The unnamed 62-year-old was holding a "sledding party" at his Independence Township home last Saturday night, and after a few liveners decided it was a really bright idea to assemble an improvised go-faster …
http://www.darwinawards.com/rules/rules1.html
"The existence of offspring, though potentially deleterious to the gene pool, does not disqualify a nominee. Children inherit only half of each parent's genetic material and thus have their own chance to survive or snuff themselves. If, for instance, the offspring has inherited the "Play With Combustibles" gene, but also has inherited the "Use Caution When..." gene, then she is a potential innovator and asset to the human race. Therefore, each nominee is judged based on whether or not she has removed her own genes, without consideration to the number of offspring or, in the case of an elderly winner, the likelihood of producing more offspring. "
I was just perusing the related articles listed at the bottom of this one, and noticed a long string of my fellow Yanks injuring themselves in really stupid ways. Perhaps the Reg should group these together in a regularly featured "American Roundup".
Y'know the really sad thing, though, is that these dipshits actually vote in elections. We are so very, very fucked.
Acme corporation spokeswolf Wile E. Coyote declined comment on the incident. However, the local Roadrunner population were said to be flooding social networking sites with lots of "ROFLMAO!!!!"
(for my British cousins who may not know: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wile_E._Coyote )