What sort of bloke
Looking in mirror "hmm, getting a bit tubby - I have three options":
a] cut down on the beer and curries
b] take a bit more exercise
c] undergo an expensive, painful and potentially disfiguring operation
decides on [c]?
The British Association of Aesthetic Plastic Surgeons (or BAAPS, phnar, phnar) has reported a massive rise in gynaecomastia ops last year, as lardy chaps moved to reduce their swelling moobs. The total number of men going under BAAPS members' knives for a breast reduction in 2009 was 581, meaning the procedure is now the third …
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1) Stop eating fast-food shit, start eating more veg
2) Stop drinking beer, enjoy up to 4 glasses of quality wine a week
3) Take some friggin' exercise you fat berk
With this simple regime, you too could be moob free in 1 month. You also get fringe benefits!
1) Decreased illness due to the intake of more vitamins etc
2) Increased lifespan as liver returns to something resembling normal
3) More money in your wallet
4) Less chance of death or disfigurement, no surgery required!
Yes indeed, join The Big Yin's Moob-be-gone program now an say good-bye to inappropriate fun-bag blues.
How many male boob jobs went the other way? There's a healthy transgender culture as well as those people who don't care what society thinks, the convenience factor of having your own boobs far outweighs the pointing and staring you might get down the pub. I await the Playmobil presentation with bated breath, popcorn and bottled lager.
I don't shave often enough, I spend months between haircuts. It's all too much effort, but now I realise that I can get "positive results" from having my nose broken and reset -- all my problems are solved!!!
In all seriousness, saying anything positive about cosmetic surgery (ie non-reconstructive plastic surgery) is effectively talking up dysmorphia, which is a clinically recognised mental disorder.
Anyone who visits the cosmetic surgeon should be considered dysmorphic, and as such incompetent to give consent. And if a surgeon operates on someone incompetent to give consent, he must be struck off.
Yes, all cosmetic surgeons should be struck off.
Just accept that as you get older, so you're more likely to put on weight. The so-called "moobs" are, therefore, badges of seniority and experience - like grey hair and wrinkles. Yes, you could waste your life desperately trying to hold back time like some enormously vain King Canut, or you could give them a cheeky jiggle and realise that now you've got something else to play with during the long, cold nights ahead.
Paris - because she'd kill to have my man-bust.
You're forgetting that option [c] means not cutting down on curries and beer or having to do exercise.. and when you remember that increasing waistlines are often the result of complete and utter laziness, I'm guessing be the majority of men in that condition that actually care what they look like (admittedly a very small number) will go for it.
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