Woz at least had a time.
I think your rant about Woz sounds like an Apple fanboy pissed that Woz likes something other than the Apple iPhone. You forgot a few of Woz' acheivments.
From his Wikipedia article:
Honors and awards
Wozniak received the National Medal of Technology in 1985 from Ronald Reagan, the President of the United States at that time. In December 1989, he received an honorary Doctor of Engineering degree from the University of Colorado at Boulder, where he studied in the late sixties. Later he donated funds to create the "Woz Lab" at the University of Colorado at Boulder. In 1997, he was named a Fellow of the Computer History Museum. Wozniak was a key contributor and benefactor to the Children's Discovery Museum of San Jose (the street in front of the museum has been renamed Woz Way in his honor).
In September 2000, Wozniak was inducted into the National Inventors Hall of Fame, and in 2001 he was awarded the 7th Annual Heinz Award for Technology, the Economy and Employment
In December 2005, Wozniak was awarded an honorary Doctor of Engineering degree from Kettering University, in Flint, Michigan. He also received an honorary degree from North Carolina State University, Nova Southeastern University, Fort Lauderdale, Florida, and the Telluride Tech Festival Award of Technology.
Wozniak is listed as the sole inventor on the following patents:
* US Patent No. 4,136,359 - "Microcomputer for use with video display" - for which he was inducted into the National Inventors Hall of Fame.
* US Patent No. 4,210,959 - "Controller for magnetic disc, recorder, or the like"
* US Patent No. 4,217,604 - "Apparatus for digitally controlling PAL color display"
* US Patent No. 4,278,972 - "Digitally-controlled color signal generation means for use with display"
Maybe you should STFU, get your nose out of Jobs' bum, and start checking facts instead of ranting like a two year old. You are not a journalist.