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Police have issued a fetching self-portrait of a man who was caught on the miniature camera he put in the ladies changing room of a Cheshire supermarket. The Peeping Tom caught on his own camera A police statement explains: "Police in Warrington are keen to trace a man who placed a small camera in a fitting room at Asda in …
That's not strictly true - the criteria is to remove yourself from the gene pool so you can't procreate. The mainstay of Darwin Award winners do that indeed by killing themselves in various entertaining fashions, but one got the award while still alive because he used a bullet as a fuse, which heated up and proceeded to blow his nuts off (I think, it's been a while).
Having said this, active euthanasia would indeed be a somewhat harsh option to resolve Repetive Stain Injury.
How did a male manage to get into the ladies' changing room in the first place? Clothing shops I have visited usually have some sort of security person on guard outside to stop shoplifting. Shouldn't think he stands much chance of evasion with such a clear picture! Keep us all posted. I reckon he looks like Michael Barrymore - poor guy!
It's obviously part of the Labour anti-crime initiative to crack down on shoplifting.
It will also allow NHS operatives to check on on how fat customers are so they can be given advice in store.
If you have nothing to hid, you have nothing to fear and I for one welcome this new initiave to keep me safe with open arms.
(This post may contain trace of "lie").
All the supermarkets round our way have generic changing rooms*, I assume this is the case here so El Reg's use of the term "ladies" may just be gutter press-tittilation** and not actually based on fact.
*BBC just lists it as a changing room
**Assumedly he wanted to video women changing but until he is caught and questioned this might not be the case - he might have really been after men or children.
Why would he want to peep on ladies trying on a new dress? It's not like many women take off ALL their clothes in the process of changing do they? If he really wants to see pictures of women in lingerie then all he has to do is go to Ann Summers or similar and pick up a catalog. Although, I must give him credit for not deciding to stick the camera in the ladies lavatories. That would just be wrong.
Flame, cos it's going to get pretty cosy where he'll end up if caught.
Will he be smart enough to reduce his hard disk to dust and then distribute it in a way that it can never be reconstructed?
And will he be smart enough to unsecure his wireless network so that he can blame his neighbours for any embarrasing downloads or uploads. Although I dont think this defense will work.
I suspect forensics might find a little bit more material if they catch him quick, unless he failed on his first attempt.
And if anybody find the successful videos posted on the net send me the URL :)
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