Security in the air is just impossible anyway
All they are trying to hide is how powerless they are, they cannot search each and every passenger, nor can they make sure nobody carries firearms onto the aircraft. Yes, I am thinking of those carbon weapons the French army uses, apparently without any metals, very light, somewhat bulky, though ... go through metal detectors without a problem ... ;-)
Their ridiculous safety rules with regards to Nivea cream, toothpaste and water ... LOL ... they do not even make an exception for holy water! Should I mention fingernail cutters, have you ever tried to attack someone with a fingernail-cutter, LOL? Or toy weapons,my 4 year old daughter's plastic knife, very gross replica of an ancient dagger, was not allowed on board (I had not packed her backpack). Which brings me to the silly questions like: Have you packed your luggage? WTF??? No, my wife has, maybe she wants to get rid of me and packed a bomb into me bag ... should I answer no, if I do, I will not be allowed to fly ... cretins!!!!
Bryan air aircraft have this nice yellow and blue plastic, tear a piece off of that, you have a lethal weapon! It can be done, I have nicked a piece in the past. Now, I am certainly in ze shitte, becoz I have given idiots the means to bring down an aircraft - should I patent the idea, so the terrorists cannot use it? Too much prior art, I'm afraid!
PS: I am fed up of the fed! Up yours, losers!
PPS: Lets chant a psalm for the brave, who saved this young idiot's underpants.
PPPS: I trust el'reg more than I should ;-)