Oh, it's a parody!
I got most of the way through page one thinking this was an unconventional description of actual computer programming, and not a bizarre waste of time. I twigged at the point where we were all sharing one lavatory tucubicle. Well done! You had me going! Are you a professional programmer who doesn't want competition for jobs? This isn't just non-information, it's un-information; I am less knowledgeable than I was before I read it, and if I ever want to get into thread programming myself, I will have to un-e-learn this material first.