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Former astronaut Lisa Nowak - world-famous for gassing a rival over the extramarital affections of a space shuttle pilot - pled guilty yesterday to reduced charges, in a bargain with prosecutors that will see her avoid any further jail time. Nowak, a US Navy aviator and NASA mission-specialist, was accused of confronting air …

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  1. John Smith 19 Gold badge
    Happy

    Move along

    "nappy-, knife- and hammer-toting, trenchcoated, bewigged astronaut mother of three setting about a younger rival for the affections of a space shuttle pilot with non-lethal riot agents"

    Nothing to see here.

  2. The First Dave
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    Nappies

    If I had left a used nappy in my car for eighteen months, I think I would rather say that I had used it myself, that day, than admit to having such a low standard of hygiene.

  3. Matt_V
    Coffee/keyboard

    Used nappies....

    .... 18 months.... Seriously?!

  4. Anonymous Coward
    Coat

    obligatory joke

    sooo... he had a woman in every spaceport?

    I'm leaving, I'm leaving...

  5. Annihilator Silver badge

    @The First Dave

    "If I had left a used nappy in my car for eighteen months, I think I would rather say that I had used it myself, that day, than admit to having such a low standard of hygiene."

    Or, worn a full space suit or risked passing out in the car. God only know what it would have reeked like afterwards. 1 hour old is bad enough.

  6. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    What about Oefelein

    Forget the enraged pepper-sprayer, I want to know what happened to Oefelein once all this hit the fan.

  7. Dick
    FAIL

    What about Oefelein?

    He got his own wiki page

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Oefelein

  8. alistair millington
    Coffee/keyboard

    Best paragraph ever.

    "nappy-, knife- and hammer-toting, trenchcoated, bewigged astronaut mother of three setting about a younger rival for the affections of a space shuttle pilot with non-lethal riot agents"

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