Parliament
Kids, they're a threat to society, so they need to be watched at all times.... See who knows what they might get up to, if they're not oppressed and monitored every second of the day!
It show we care that we stick CCTV in changing rooms, what if the kid has bruises? And the teacher doesn't notice? What if one boy gets an erection in the shower while lustfully eyeing up his fellow schoolboys. Pervert! What if some sort of towel play happens... we must protect the victims.
It's for your own safety.
Yours,
Every single Labour Home Secretary since Blind Blunkett.
Nulabour, we're the disease eating away at society so you don't have to! Vote Labour, the party you can trust.... not to trust you!