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If your weekend plans include a frisky horizontal mambo, you might want to first tape your ID card to the bedstead. After a rousing ride on the baloney pony, you may need a bit of help rediscovering who you are - as was the case for one American woman. As reported by the Telegraph, a woman identified only as Alice - no last …

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  1. Anonymous Coward
    Coat

    (Which is good news for short-nosed fruit bats.)

    I'm guessing that 59-year-old fruit bats can probably deal with forgetting who the president is, anyway.

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  2. issus
    Dead Vulture

    shocked

    The " baloney pony," really,..what if your mother saw that!

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  3. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    A glitch? Or a remote wipe from Alpha?

    "Did I fall alseep?" is not something a partner ever wants to hear during sex!

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  4. Thecowking
    Happy

    So it's true!

    Women do have a reset button!

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  6. Frostbite
    Paris Hilton

    Smokey

    Alice........Alice??........Who F*#@ is Alice?

    (All credit to Roy 'Chubby' Brown)

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  7. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Who's Alice?

    Surely the person with the Restaurant?

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  8. unitron
    Paris Hilton

    Concussion, perhaps?

    Any chance her head got banged on the headboard during all that vigorousness?

    That's not really Ms. Hilton, just a sexually active woman wondering where her memory went. : - )

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  9. Anonymous Coward
    Go

    Cool.. I think.. maybe..

    When I first heard about this I was delighted to find it's actually quite a common condition..

    Unfortunately I then found that it isn't relevant to a poor decision making process enabled by long hours at the pub ending with the involvement of a plump young lass featuring an overly familiar association with the proverbial ugly stick.

    On the bright side, stunningly awesome news for the crap in bed..

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  10. gollux
    WTF?

    It was so memorable...

    that she lost her memory...

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  11. Beelzeebub
    Flame

    Sorry, old chap...

    ...but we don't boink over here in Blighty.

    Scares the children, don't you know.

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  12. Anonymous Coward
    Coffee/keyboard

    @ gollux

    good show

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  13. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    title

    So thats how alice got to wonderland!

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  14. Trev 2

    Isn't that called "sex head"?

    Just mentioned this to my g/f who muttered - you get that everytime usually forgetting other important things like cuddling before falling asleep or forgetting it's your turn to get out of bed and make the tea.

    Usually lasts a few hours...

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  15. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    But it's scary...

    TGA isn't a laughing matter - my brother in law suffered from this just before Christmas last year, and it's not funny being asked what day it is 15 times in 30 minutes...

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  16. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    @ Thecowking

    Best comment ever :)

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  17. Guy 7

    So, you really can ...

    I have used the phrase "screwing your brains out" to lightly. It appears that one can actually do it.

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