Florida flasher deploys 'explosive diarrhoea' defence

A Florida flasher who allegedly exposed himself to two women explained to cops that his state of undress was due to an "explosive diarrhoea" incident. Collier County deputies responded to a call on Monday that painter Todd Napodano, 42, stood up inside his white Chevrolet box-truck van in a Naples parking lot and "shook his …

[Witty username]

hur hur

what a shitty situation

[Anonymous Coward]

bummer

Paris because... Oh, wait, wrong bodily function. Sorry....

[asiaseen]

Crappy excuse

gets the bum's rush

[Scott 19]

long time reader, first time punner

What a bum wrap.

[Fluffykins]

Why are turds tapered?

So your arse cheeks don't slam shut

[Amir Shah]

Kenny

Didn't Kenny in South Park use this excuse?

[Anonymous Coward]

Some word pairs that just don't sit well.

explosive...diarrhoea

informative...Sun

Britain...hospitality

exciting...Blackpool

Lilly...Allen

[Winkypop]

Painter?

Was it a spray job?

[Anonymous Coward]

what's the IT angle?

I have been scratching my head at this one...

Really, does a "flasher" qualify because of some semantic resemblance to Adobe's Flash?

I guess that's what happens when the author has had too many beers - the brains go down a sink along with the unborn baby and everything else.