... I'm off to buy a hat, purely so I can take it off to you Mr Haines.
Good work sir!
The news earlier this week that Chinese state news agency Xinhua had identified a hitherto unknown lesbian enclave buried deep in the forests of northern Sweden prompted sceptical commenters to demand photographic evidence of the sapphic paradise. Well, ever eager to oblige, we've quite amazingly got hold of a photograph of a …
Well done Reg. This has really cheered me up on what has been a very slow Friday morning - so many thanks.
Also, just to add that the thought of "covering" Anna Friels rear has really perked me up. Although I shall leave the thoughts of what I would like to cover her perfect arse in... to your collective imaginations.
And I can reveal that the YouTube video that is unavailable in the UK is steamy NSFW full frontal svelte scantily-clad scandanavian sapphic smut of the highest (Jacqui Smith expense worthy) quality. Too bad you can't see it in the UK I guess....
Once again, give us some desktop sized copies of these exclusive photos please Reg.
...that there might be lesbians among the El Reg readers? Now, are we laughing our heads off with the boys? Or perhaps sighing a weary sigh, because of course we are, simply by existing, both titilating and amusing? I'm not getting on my 'this offends me' high horse, as I am always told I am not allowed one ('it's just a bit of fun') but geez, guys, can't we move on from the automatic fnarr-fnarr the word 'lesbian' seems to conjure?
But don't you find the Chinese reporting amusing?
Usually this kind of this is reported in the Reg anyway, lesbians or no.
Like it or not, though, some men will always laugh at things like this.
Left to their own devices, it's probably all they'd do in fact.
Don't just dismiss this as comedy at the expense of lesbians though.
Yes, lesbians are involved, but I'd see it more as poking fun at Chinese news
Kicking Xinhua while they're down, so to speak.
Everyone is entitled to their opinion though.
See now there's some generalisation right there, what makes you assume all the boys are laughing our heads of, or automatically fnarr-fnarring? (If that's even a word).
Not everybody here is a knuckle dragging ape who considers Viz or loaded the height of literature you know... So if you promise to stop generalising, I promise not to snicker.
It amazing that the only thing to come out of this whole plastic jobbie picture with any dignity is Anna Friels Arse
The Plastic Lesbian cannibal People that seem to populate this part of the frozen north must be going gaga for a slice of the famous Friel Hairy Bacon. Has she been arsenapped and do we need to send Lester in with a cracked team, to bring home the Friel bacon.
Just go to Hebden Bridge in West Yorkshire. 25% of the population live a lets-be-friends life among the beads and herbs. There are few sausage sandwiches there however. Once upon a time the Cinema matinees showed Superman, now it would have to be Superwoman: she would brobably still have a big bulge in the blue tights!
> Not everybody here is a knuckle dragging ape who considers Viz or loaded the height of literature you know...
On the contrary, Roger's (ex parte Viz) Profanosaurus is IMHO the finest extant counterexample to Ayer's Language Truth & Logic, as well as to the Oxford English Dictionary. I guarantee it will cheer up even the most anonymous of cowards on any bad of your choice after May 2010. Or your money back. Look what it did for me.
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