Noel Edmonds brings Cosmic Order to the iPhone iPhone users searching for meaning and direction in their sad and unfulfilled lives can rest easy, thanks to Noel Edmonds and his Cosmic Ordering application. Cosmic Ordering is the latest name for deciding what you want and then trying to achieve it, this time thanks to the awesome power of the cosmos as channelled through …
I misread it and thought someone had brought out an app for comic ordering.
That would have been more useful.
I've said it before and I'll say it again, though. Only the gullible would spend £1.20 finding out what "the cosmos" thinks about their idea. But they've marketed it perfectly because only the gullible would get an exploding iPhone.
Anon in case fanbois nearby and they decide my cosmic order has come to an end....
Well, that puts paid to having to spend thousands on books and gadgets to get a message from the Thetans. Now NoelE can hook us up directly (via electronic priests) to get the word from on high.
Do they also have the number for The Great Spaghetti Monster, like to give it a bell to see how things are.
You ignorant sceptics. The Cosmos wants everyone to be rich and famous and have their own game show on television. The Cosmos has existed for billions of years, and will exist for billions more. You need heaps of daytime telly to kill that kind of time. It's only people's rigid clinging to out-moded concepts like "logic" that's holding us back from this utopia.
Anyone who wants to argue the difficulties of cramming 6 billion tv shows onto the one Sky+ box, is blind to the cosmic truth.
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