Twitter down for **TWO** hours?
Oh my god - just imagine how much mindless bullsh-1-t we missed out on because idiots couldn't twat themsleves across the internet.
No doubt these idiots then wasted another two hours trying to catch up with posting all the things they had done while Twitter was offline.
Mr Bed Linen doesn't need to waste time and effort sending suicide bombers - the western world will be so busy twatting, farcebooking and txting that our entire civilization will collapse into dust and decay and nobody will have an fsking clue how to fix it...