
Cheddar
It's very obviously that chunk of cheese that was lost.
NASA's interplanetary robot rover "Opportunity", prowling the haematite steppes of the Meridiani Planum on Mars, has crept up on and photographed a mysterious space boulder or "cobble". Astro boffins theorise that the object may be alien in origin, rather than from the red planet. Block Island pictured by NASA rover …
"Meanwhile, Opportunity's companion rover Spirit remains bogged down in a sand trap in the Gusev crater on the other side of the red planet. NASA brainboxes are engaged in a lengthy series of trials using a test rover in a sandbox on Earth, attempting to figure out a way of getting the trapped droid moving again."
The should have got AA membership.
"NASA now plans to despatch a new, much larger - Humvee sized - nuclear powered rover"
So they are going to crash a large, nuke-powered 'bot onto Mars. Up to now, the Martians have been getting on with their lives in their underground cities, but they may take offence to us chucking a lump of unstable, radioactive material at their home. They may see it as an attack, and despatch their fleet (carefully hidden until now) to wipe out their unfriendly neighbours.
"NASA engineers originally thought that the Mars-prowling machines might manage to travel as much as a kilometer from their landing sites over lifetimes measured in months. In fact both machines remain in operation well over 5 years from landing."
And what does that tell Pioneers of the Martian Environment? IT is Lively and Virtually HyperRadioProActive?
And a Pow Wow with Whom and What over What with Whom? :-)
It looks precarious. The slightest touch and I fear our meteolith will slip right off and fall forever.
@Aristotles slow and dimwitted horse: follow the link given <http://www.nasa.gov/mission_pages/mer/images/mer-20090731b.html> - You want tide? I thought they'd photoshopped it for fun!
Piccie was obviously cobbled together..
Seriously (I can be, albeit rarely) those machines are a tribute to engineering. Well done, chaps. Wondrous job.
(Thank fuc*k they weren't made in Taiwan. Immediate fail after the 3-month warranty expired. Bit like the AA-powered Pathfinder.)
Note to self: Never send a dog to Mars, esp. if it's name is "Beagle"
"NASA engineers originally thought that the Mars-prowling machines might manage to travel as much as a kilometer from their landing sites over lifetimes measured in months. In fact both machines remain in operation well over 5 years from landing."
Do we really need to make reference to this in every single Mars rover mission? We get it... NASA over-engineered it! Let's just stick to the annual "birthday" celebrations and the inevitable article when one of them bites the (Martian) dust.
So NASA expected only 1Km from these machines? Clearly the Yanks failed in one of two ways:
a. NASA didn't do their maths properly (bad NASA! Bad. Bad.)
b. The builders of the robots over built. Much like builders everywhere.
Either way, the Yanks have proven once again their inferiority.
@By Steen Hive
"Something "Alien" managed to hit the martian surface without leaving a great big bloody hole?"
Actually, small meteorites don't make holes on earth. If they're small enough they get slowed down to mere "terminal velocity" before they hit the ground.
Of course, that's on Earth. The definition for "small enough" is much, err, smaller on Mars, given that the tenuous atmosphere would slow down an incoming meteor much, much less. So you may still have a point.
Anybody else got any ideas how this rock could have got there without making a mess of the surrounding surface?
@Stuart Van Onselen
@Steen Hive
There's an 800m diameter crater (Victoria Crate) just out of shot (seriously). It's possible that 'Block Island' is a fragment of the meteroite that created Victoria Crater, flung off on impact and landing where it now sits. If that's what did happen, it would have landed with much less energy than an object coming directly from space. It could have created a much smaller dent that's been erased by erosion and filling in over the estimated 3 to 4 billion years since it arrived.
You are right, the picture there <http://www.nasa.gov/mission_pages/mer/images/mer-20090731b.html> looks like it could have been taken on any beach just about anywhere on earth, it even looks wet!
I call conspiracy, we didnt go to Mars, they have just been taking arty farty photos on Pendine sands!
I am glad that NASA has continued the Rover Mission, I have to say that I am a little miffed about the SECOND time the same Rover has buried itself in another sand trap. The Rover's handlers did not learn their lesson from the first time, and I have to say that is not very inspiring to watch. You can see by studying the rear pictures as it slowly traveled forward that the wheels were going lower into the turf and not staying on top of the surface as it has for 95 percent of the time. Not very smart, and I thought they had reprogramed to avoid such scenarios from the last time.
So we're about to dispatch something with a nuclear reactor on board, when the success rate for landing things safely on Mars is... rather less than perfect?
Well, it's one way of settling the 'life on Mars' argument: if a nuclear 'incident' doesn't push Marvin and his pals into invading, it's a safe bet there's nobody there after all.