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Our shock exposé yesterday of the tattooed Swedish devil girls who jumped a cyclist, deprived him of his trousers and underpants and made merry with his wedding tackle had some commenters demanding photographic evidence of the outrage. Well, by an amazing coincidence, El Reg had its roving snapper on the streets of Örebro on 8 …

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  1. Bassey
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    Amazing

    I don't know how you do. A world-exclusive to rival anything from News International. Good work Reg!

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  2. King Edward I
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    I just got...

    ...That Friday Feeling!

    Bravo!

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  3. david 63

    Yay...

    ...Playmobil rules.

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  4. The Dorset Rambler
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    Brilliant!

    The second picture is pure genius.

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  5. Paul 151
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    Made my day

    Brilliant!

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  6. Michael Miller

    Damn you!

    Another keyboard gone.......

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  7. Paul Murphy 1
    Paris Hilton

    Is it Friday already?

    Nice one El Reg, good to see that liquid lunch being put to good use in tracking the really important stories.

    Probably a good thing that you didn't get hold of the web-cam footage of the vixens practicing their attack methods before they go out, that would be truely horrific - just imagine their oil-covered bodies glistening in the light, as they get to grips with their intended foe.

    Ok - lie-down time I think.....

    ttfn

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  8. Andy 3
    Coat

    Fake!

    I'm calling "fake" on this one. If that was genuine Street View footage then those playmobil people would have had their faces blurred!

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  9. Paul 4

    A money making sugestion....

    1) Keyboard replacement.

    An easy to set up sceam where by El Reg send you one new keyboard a month, with the payment being automaticly deducted from your credit or debit card

    Or El Reg brandded coffee proof keyboards.

    2) Ensure that the IT industry of the UK is not forced to its knees by El Reg Friday coffee spills.

    3) ....

    4) Profit!!!!!

    All I ask is a 10% cut (Gross, not Net)

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  10. Yorkshirepudding
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    TGIF!

    once again you legends lift the spirits

    playmobil FTMFW!

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  11. Lankydude
    Pint

    Aaaaaahhhhh, Friday

    Thanks, gang - NOW I believe the story.

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  12. Anonymous Coward
    FAIL

    @andy 3 RE: FAKE

    "Google eventually agreed to provide its original uncensored Street View images of the assault"

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  13. Anonymous Coward
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    Double standards

    Now we just need the one where it's 5 guys and 1 girl. Wait, group rape isn't funny when it's the other way around?

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  14. Richard 120
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    Yes

    Thankyou gods of playmobil

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  15. Les Matthew

    The third pic is obviously in the UK

    Think about it. ;)

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  16. foo_bar_baz
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    Nice one

    ... but I must ask when did British coppers extend their persecution of vertically prominent photographers to Sweden? Has every tall camera-brandishing Brit been locked up already?

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  17. Anonymous Coward
    Go

    not 100%

    old man should be facing up not down... wot r they fisting him?

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  18. Zid

    Is Lester being pied?

    Excellent headline, Lester!

    Are you now spending the rest of your day dodging random pies thrown by Sarah?

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  19. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Tremendous!

    And I hope he got fined 23 quadrillion studs for his disgusting potential terrorist activities!

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  20. David S
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    Have a great weekend, guys.

    You earned it. Perfect Friday afternoon fodder. Especially pic #3.

    Oh, and @AC 13:29: Yes, that seems to be the consensus. Well spotted you! Help yourself to a pat on the back.

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  21. Phil Rigby
    IT Angle

    Brilliant!

    Funniest thing I've seen in a long, long time. Thanks El Reg.

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  22. hightower00
    Go

    nice...

    genius lads... keep up the good work!

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  23. Anonymous Coward
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    Vertically prominent Photographers

    I'm 6'4" and use a Nikon D80. I've yet to be arrested, but that is probably because they haven't got that far down the alphabetical list yet. I'm anticipating a visit from the filth sometime soon...

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  24. greenmantle
    Paris Hilton

    another keyboard gone...

    And yes Paris, need I say more?

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  25. RW
    Troll

    But where are the tattoos?

    We wanna see the tattoos!

    And there're no skivvies in evidence either.

    I think these photographs might be fakes.

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  26. Stephen Gray
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    @ By Anonymous Coward 17th July 2009 13:29 GMT

    Oh fuck off you killjoy

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  27. raving angry loony

    give us that loving feeling

    Gotta love the Reg. Sometimes. Fridays mainly. About pub time.

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  28. James O'Brien
    Pint

    Fridays

    This is what all Fridays should be. I want to buy the fearless Reg photographer a drink for all the pain and suffering he with through at the hands of the little piggies in trying to get us his photos.

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  29. Anonymous Coward
    Pirate

    Fake!!!!

    I call fake!!

    I think these pics have been photoshopped.

    In Sweden they've driven on the right since 1967, and there's some seriously dodgy shadows going in multiple directions.

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  30. ChrB
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    This actually *is* the title

    Tears of laughter. Well done Lester & thank you. A perfect Friday now.

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  31. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    @ Andy 3

    'I'm calling "fake" on this one.'

    Hold on, the culprits in these shocking photos are clearly blonde and must therefore be Swedish.

    You can't fake that sort of thing.

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  32. Anonymous Coward
    Paris Hilton

    You got me

    hook line and sinker

    completely suckered

    obviously AC, I don't want you knowing who the sucker is

    Paris because....

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  33. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Orebo

    Orebo sure do have plenty of weardos

    http://www.thelocal.se/20760/20090717/

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  34. Juan Inamillion
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    Top trumps

    Those coppers would've been from Neasden nick then....

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  35. Anonymous Coward
    Pint

    Where

    is a moderatrix when you need one

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  36. Richard Russell

    @Stephen Grey Posted Friday 17thJuly 17th July 2009 13:47 GMT

    What was it we used to say? Shuttup you silly bitch, it's only a bit of fun! Just lie back and enjoy it!

    Did you understand that this really happened to somebody?

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  37. Anonymous Coward
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    HAHAHA

    Comedy channel classic!

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  38. robert bangsund
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    Come to winnipeg

    Come to winnipeg and I will buy the author and the girls a pint!:)

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  39. Anonymous Coward
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    insert title here

    It's stories like this that made me put up an altar in honor of El Reg. It's true!!

    OK, not really, but loved the story!! lmao

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  40. Sceptical Bastard
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    I missed it on Friday...

    ... but I'm pissing myself laughing* today (Monday).

    Great stuff, Vultures.

    (* No, not literally)

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  41. beardman
    Unhappy

    And where

    the hell is Optimus Prime!?

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  42. Field Marshal Von Krakenfart
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    Scratch another keyboard

    Lester Haines, such creative genius is wasted in vulture central.

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  43. I didn't do IT.
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    Craigslist

    So... obviously there was a Craigslist ad about an old man bicycling about town with a 1000 kronor note tied to his Willy's, eh? :)

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