
That last word...
I read that as Replicants.... was wondering if we were going to start hiring Bladerunners to deal with them?!
An average of 40,000 profiles per month have been added to the National DNA Database since judges ruled the retention of samples from innocent people was illegal under human rights laws. More than 300,000 profiles have been added since the judgment last December. The figures, released on Tuesday, take the total number of …
doesn't this fact alone completely destroy any credibility that they had for storing it in the first place? if not only do they have duplicates but they can only estimate how many they have, this shows they aren't very good at matching up samples, which is the whole reason they claim to want to store it in the first place
So is this yet another database that is costing the tax payer millions, was built by buffoons who didn't really know what they were doing and obviously don't know how to do a simple delete statement with clauses so they don't get rid of the lot.
Doesn't the NHS have delete query problems too on a patient database?
Why do I get the impression that if this were any other country people would be suing the hell out of them right now?
They're keeping the records because nobody is saying that they want them removed. Mainstream media didn't cover the ECHR decision, so the sheeple aren't bleating.
Put the notice in the break between two acts in a Britains' Got Talent show and see the database empty.
gives them plenty of scope to just take your DNA again every time it's about to "expire"
In 6 years time PCSOs will be able to take you DNA if they see you littering. So everyone will be caught littering at leas once every 6 years.
And their helmet cameras will all catch fire when we want to see some proof.
Labour are particularly good at announcing a climbdown over an unpopular (or unlawful) policy then doing no such thing, e.g. ID cards, Interception Modernisation Programme, etc. It just shows you that once they are wedded to something, come hell or high water, they will implement it by the back or front door, whatever is the most expedient. They pay lip service to the idea of democracy, while finding it an inconvenience.
What they'll do is arrest those on the list every 6-12 years, since you don't actually need to charge anyone with anything they can keep the database stocked indefinitely.
One more reason never to go there, never to set up a business there, never to expose your staff to the regime there. Apart from the economic problems in the UK, and the border entry and exit problems , and the surveillance problems (latest being GCHQ wanting to monitor every internet connection), the Human Rights issues mean it's not conducive to business.
... is truely staggering! Labour have always adopted a "Nanny knows best" approach to security issues, but it takes a pair of solid brass nuts to not only ignore an ECHR ruling but actually do the complete opposite in real terms (I agree wholeheartedly with commentators who say people on the db will be picked up every 6 years). This is an absolute masterclass in taking the piss.
AC because the databases are coming, and I don't want to be caught up in their web
It's sometimes said that the chances of two, randomly chosen people having the same DNA profile (a chance match) are something like one in a billion. We're supposed to believe, on that basis, that chance matches between different people are fantastically unlikely.
There are over 60 million people in the UK.
How many different pairs of people could be drawn from that population? (Bear in mind that each person can be paired up with over 60 million others.)
The answer is over 1.8 quadrillion. That's 1.8 million billion different pairs.
If just one in a billion such pairs happen to have the same DNA profiles, then that's about 1.8 million pairs of people who, just by chance, have the same DNA profiles.
That 1.8 million pairs will include some criminals, including some terrorists, paedophiles, rapists and murderers. Oh, and perhaps a few dozen MPs, as well. Along with the innocent people who, through no fault of their own, just happen to have the same DNA profiles.
I'd like to know what the Home Office have to say about that.
Or whatever the new surf childrens DB is called. And how many MPs DNA is on it? some of these guys have broken the law by commiting fraud but do you think they are on it?
Nope me neither. One rule for them, one for us.
I say go the way of our French friends and bring back the guillotin, try them for treason adn chop there heads off may sound extreme but i bet it would clear up polotics quicker than you can say "put it on expenses"
As well as commenting on El Reg, you may want to send your views to the Home Office. consultation by Aug 7th. Details at
http://tellthemwhatyouthink.org/view/con-2255-keeping-right-people-dna-database
> What does the DB actually store?
For an exhaustive list of all the fields in the NDNAD see:
http://gizmonaut.net/blog/uk/2009/06/NDNAD_full_dna_profile_record.html
br -d
Actually you can find out about jewish, black or whatever ancestry using DNA samples for a couple of years now. According to the guys who run www.rootsforreal.com you need high resolution mtDNA sampling and specific Y-DNA markers and a huge geographic dna database to do this. Apparently this technique is already being used in the forensic sciences. The "DNA fingerprint" (autosomal DNA) used in court for identifying parentage or murderers is only suitable for detecting recent ancestry up to the grandfather generation, if you're lucky. According to wiki the UK National DNA Database only stores the "DNA fingerprint", so you're safe for now Mr Cohen or is it Yoruba?
On one hand I can understand the Government holding the sheeple's hands because the country as a whole is turning into brain dead, Britain's got talent watching, Daily Mirror (Mail) reading Big Brother loving zombies who have devalued the evolutionary gene pool considerably.
The fact is the Government can get away with this because our nation have become so gormless they don't bother finding out what's really happening in the World are content getting told what to say and do. Until the collective brain matter turns around and becomes great than that of a large pile of elephant dung we will continue with this nonsense with no recourse.
Christ if us dumb yanks can get rid of the Nazi wing of the Republican party you would think by now the more "refined" and "civilized" Brits would have gotten rid of the cancer that is NuLab. What walking corpses that party is hopefully. Arguably the worse thing politically that has happened to the UK in a generation.
Is it such a bad idea for the police to have a database of DNA? IF (big if) kept securly... wouldnt it be a good idea ifthe govt had a record all all the citizens and people who enter the country.. surely it would be effectual in helping to identify those who commit crime... just as how cctv of one walking past helps identify you are there, it doesnt mean an automatic conviction but helps the police locate people...
Get everyone's DNA on a decent database... keep it offline so it can't be spilled/copied on to the net and get some good encryption on it. simple.
Flame away...
"The fact is the Government can get away with this because our nation have become so gormless they don't bother finding out what's really happening in the World are content getting told what to say and do. Until the collective brain matter turns around and becomes great than that of a large pile of elephant dung we will continue with this nonsense with no recourse."
I was at the G20 protest, and when I told my niece (20) and her boyfriend (22) - they just said "the what?"
Gormless, useless twats who are only concerned with where their next piss-up is coming from.
Bring in awareness-tested voting rights, coz then we could at least have an electorate that is aware of what the fuck is going on in the world.
> Is it such a bad idea for the police to have a database of DNA?
Ask Raymond Easton, the guy who, although suffering from Parkinsons Disease (which meant that he could barely walk to the front door unaided) was, none the less, arrested by Swindon Police on behalf of Greater Manchester Police because his DNA was "found" at the scene of a burglary. Except it turned out that it wasn't his DNA and it was a false positive.
http://archive.thisiswiltshire.co.uk/2000/8/15/238098.html
The fact that the guy was virtually immobile appeared to be utterly irrelevant to the Police, who in their simple minded way, decided that because there was a DNA match, he *must* have been the criminal.
Now imagine that you sneeze into a hanky, someone else steals that hanky and drops it a the scene of a crime. "Oho!" says Mr Plod, "Let's check our database... Aha! Mr Alex D I arrest you for the crime of not thinking a bit more about the risks of false positives..."
If we take your argument to its extreme logical conclusion...then we end up at the philosophy of Judge Death (from the comic 2000AD): since all crime is committed by the living, life itself is a crime.
"The crime is life, the sentence is death!"
Mine is the one next to the cannister of Boing!
"it's sometimes said that the chances of two, randomly chosen people having the same DNA profile (a chance match) are something like one in a billion. We're supposed to believe, on that basis, that chance matches between different people are fantastically unlikely.
There are over 60 million people in the UK.
How many different pairs of people could be drawn from that population? (Bear in mind that each person can be paired up with over 60 million others.)
The answer is over 1.8 quadrillion. That's 1.8 million billion different pairs.
If just one in a billion such pairs happen to have the same DNA profiles, then that's about 1.8 million pairs of people who, just by chance, have the same DNA profiles."
I'm rubbish at maths and stats. Could someone verify that this is even roughly correct as I'd like to quote it when I next come across someone who tells me 'If you don't do anything wrong, you've got nothing to worry about.!"
Let me show my working, just like in maths exams all those years ago when I was in school.
Do it for a population of N people, and then set N equal to 60 million.
Imagine N people. Each one could be paired with any of the N-1 others. So, for each person, that's N-1 pairs. And since there are N people altogether, that's N*(N-1) pairs.
But these are ordered pairs. We're pairing Alice with Bob, (A, B), and also pairing Bob with Alice, (B, A). We're counting those as two pairs, when they're really the same pair reversed. So we need to discount all these duplicates. And since each pair will be effectively counted twice (once when pairing Alice with everyone else, (A, x), and once when pairing everyone else with Alice, (x, A), for example), that means we just need to halve the total. That gives us a total of N*(N-1)/2 distinct, unordered pairs.
Or, counting it a different way, we can take the first of the N people, and pair them up with the N-1 others, producing N-1 pairs. Then, we can take the next person, and pair them up with the remaining N-2. The third gets paired up with the N-3 that are left. In total, we end up with N-1 + N-2 + N-3 + ... + 3 + 2 + 1 pairs. It turns out to be N*(N-1)/2 pairs altogether.
Either way, for N people, there are N*(N-1)/2 distinct pairs.
Try it with N=4, for Alice, Bob, Carol and Dave. You'll end up with six pairs (not including reversed duplicates). That's 4*(4-1)/2 = 4*3/2 = 12/2 = 6.
And here are those pairs: (A, B), (A, C), (A, D), (B, C), (B, D), (C, D).
Now set N to 60 million. That then gives 60,000,000*(60,000,000-1)/2
= 30,000,000*(60,000,000-1)
= 30,000,000*60,000,000 - 30,000,000
= 1,800,000,000,000,000 - 30,000,000
= 1,799,999,970,000,000 pairs.
It is sometimes said that only one in a billion pairs of people would have the same DNA profile. So, divide the total number of pairs by one billion, 1,000,000,000, and that's the number of pairs that would be such pairs of people with the same DNA profiles as each other.
For N=60,000,000, that's 1,799,999.97 pairs of people with the same DNA profiles. Or just three hundredths of a pair less than 1.8 million. Roughly.
Now do it for the EU, with a population of about half a billion. You end up with about 125 million pairs with the same DNA profiles. That's going to include more people than in the whole of the UK population, and a sizeable chunk of the EU's population.
And now do it for the global population of over six billion. If N=6,000,000,000, we get something like 18 billion pairs - more than the number of people in the world! That means the average person (for a suitable definition of the term "average") would be in more than one such pair. You are likely to have the same DNA profile as at least a few other people on this planet.
Feel free to copy and paste this working-out if you find that helpful.
So, following that line of thought.
With 1.8 million unique pairs of people with the same DNA profile, the chances of me being one half of one of those pairs would be :
1.8m / Population of UK.
Therefore 18000000 / 60000000 = 0.03 so 3 in 100 chance or roughly 33/1 in horse betting terms.
Someone correct my horrifyingly flawed maths/logic.
Each pair contains two people, so you have two chances to be in each pair. Also, some people are in more than one pair, so the total number of people in those 1.8 million pairs won't be the full 3.6 million. It's still going to be close to that, though. The result is that there's a more than one in twenty chance that someone else in the UK has the same DNA profile as you.
Having said that, this is all a bit simplified, since DNA profiles also take sex into account, and close biological relatives are also more likely to have the same DNA profiles than would otherwise be the case. But, simplified though it is, it still gives an idea of how this one-in-a-billion stuff can easily turn out to be a huge case of lies, damned lies, and statistics.
One of many, many problems with having such a database is that DNA evidence is regarded as infallible, when it is clearly not. See points about false positives.
Add perceived infallability and false positives and you have a tough job proving your innocence (remember, because it's DNA, your guilt has already been proven).
And that's before I even get onto the government selling your data to health companies.