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iPhone users are finally able to get pictures of naked girls on their phone thanks to the age-rating of applications that came with the last OS update, providing welcome relief to users who would otherwise struggle to find porn on the internet. Hottest Girls is a $1.99 app that has been around for a while, serving pictures of …

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  1. Martin Lyne
    Stop

    Useless

    Article, pictures, etc.

    The title is *actually* aimed towards people who need to add "App Store + Application - $1.99"

    to the equation "Internet + Eyes = Pornography"

  2. Richard 102

    Target market

    I'd imagine sales in China to be good. And in political circles.

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  4. glenn 3
    Badgers

    Errrr......

    I didn't realise that anyone actually paid real money to watch porn on the net

  5. Jim Coleman
    Pint

    This takes me back...

    ....to when I had a Psion Series 3 organizer, and downloaded onto it an animated picture of a naked woman dancing - in glorious 2-bit black 'n' white.

    Ye Gods, that was 18 years ago. Congrats to Apple on allowing their PDA users the same luxury almost two decades later, albeit in colour now.

    Better late than never eh!

  6. Scott Evil
    Paris Hilton

    iGash

    chortle

  7. Elmer Phud
    Grenade

    Ai, Ai, Ai phone

    Definately the Jizzers Phone

  8. Paul Murphy 1
    Paris Hilton

    Overactive imagination

    an iphone app that would keep a picture or movie centered on the iphone screen in the event of repeated movements of the device (err iphone that is).

    I don't suppose there would be a use for it though.

    Maybe PH could think of a use for my idea?

  9. Andy 22

    I'd just like to say:

    Best. Subtitle. Ever.

  10. CreamyInTheMiddle
    FAIL

    Well...

    To be honest, if you can't find free porn on the internet I can't imagine how you could possibly operate a phone.

  11. Anonymous Coward
    Coffee/keyboard

    Bravo, sir!

    A tip of the hat to you for the excellent ending to the first paragraph.

  12. Anonymous Coward
    Paris Hilton

    You mean

    there really are girls who forget to put clothes on. My my, you do amaze me.

    Tsk tsk

    Because Paris would never do such a thing.

  13. Marvin the Martian
    Stop

    can't berate others for lack of sources with impunity.

    "Given the inexhaustible supply of such pictures on the internet" [CITATION NEEDED]

    heheh.

  14. Neill Mitchell

    Wrist action

    What happens when you shake the iPhone with this app running?

  15. Anonymous Coward
    Happy

    Teflon screen

    Now we know why they added a Oleophobic coating to the screen of the 3GS...

  16. Robert Moore
    Coat

    Finally

    That is it. The last piece of the puzzle. High quality mobile pr0n.

    Excuse me while I run out to get a new iPhone.

  17. Player_16
    Welcome

    There's word for that...

    ...It's called 'Sexting'!

    'Non-iPhone users will just have to content themselves with the slightly-less-hot girls available via the web.'

  18. Timo

    the real value/genius of Apple

    They're harnessing a market of people with more money than brains and/or time.

    Certainly all of this stuff is available online for free but ugh it might take 2 googles to get it. People perceive those itunes fees as micropayments or those "little luxuries" and so they click click click away receiving immediate gratification.

    The fact that Apple has made it so easy to capture that money is the genius part. And I'm not even an Apple fan.

  19. Tim Miller
    FAIL

    The Daily Fail strikes again

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1195414/Fury-Apple-allows-porn-iPhone-time.html

    The comments are, as ever, amusing.

  20. Anonymous Coward
    Coat

    iporn

    what you mean you never logged into http://mobile.youporn.com on your iphone....tut tut tut

  21. dave 93
    WTF?

    shake to undo

    'pinch to zoom'

    I really did lol

    stronger vibe and a whole new market ;-)

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