I want to know...
more about these naked slave girls.
And playmobile reconstructions
And a link to the video
And I for one welcome our new naked underlings.
Jetsetting celebutard Paris Hilton is reportedly trembling behind a security ring of steel after a "secret recording device" was discovered in her deluxe Dubai hotel suite. Hilton, as any self-respecting El Reg reader knows, is in the sun-kissed Arab emirate to film My New Best Friend Forever. According to the Daily Express, …
Given her often very evident Histrionic behaviour she probably had the camera placed there and "found" by her own people just to get some more free publicity.
This news story needs to be filed along with such modern classics as "Kimberly Vlaminck who fell asleep while 56 stars were tattooed on her face!!” and anything Amy Wine-warehouse is getting up to these days, as she tries to drink herself into a forgetting the world style coma trying to suppress her even more extreme version of Paris's behaviour. Ironically the three of them would make very good friends ... well, for about a week.
Paris Icon, because well, she needs the attention poor thing, seeing as her parents evidently failed to give her enough attention while she was growing up, hence the very evident Histrionic behaviour these days. (I feel sorry for them... well, right up to the point they drop into temper tantrum hissy fit mode to verbally hit out at people around them (and in the process winning themselves yet more attention)).
Still on the plus side, we get to see more naked shots of Paris!. Just what the Internet needs!. :)
"However, al-Qaeda will certainly gain considerable propaganda benefit from its illicit footage of our Paris lounging on an empress-sized bed watching naked slave girls feed honey-glazed figs to her chihuahua while panic-stricken lackeys attempt to get Cristiano Ronaldo on the phone. ®"
I look forward to seeing THAT one on Al-Jazeera!!
"Amy Wine-warehouse "
You now owe me a new keyboard.
"well, for about a week"
considering they have the attention span of a squirrel, I doubt 7 minutes
@fajensen - going to parties wearing glittering stuff
And somehow forgetting her underwear....
@ge - Thought I'd better clear that up
Erm, yeah, riiiiight........
@AC 14:16 GMT - Paris who (gives a f*ck)?
About half the continent apparently.....
@Frank Bitterlich - So she found the TV remote?
No, magic fingers. inventor just passed away this week.
@Andrew 79 - Suppose its not bugging if she asked for them.
Oh, thought you said buggering. Sorry
Icon; it's mandatory.
I mean, it has been put out that her minders found the device. But it could just have easily have been found by Ms Hilton herself. For all we know the last resident in that room she was staying in might have left something from her wardrobe behind - and I'm sure that if Ms Hilton had heard a something familiar like "bzzz....bzzzz...." happening she would have been onto it in an instant.
Metaphorically speaking of course. Outer case of a sausage roll and all that.
And I'm choosing Ms Hilton as my icon on the basis that I've got some spare batteries here, which she won't be needing as the bzzzz..... bzzzzz..... takes place.
When I first heard about our Paris, I too could not figure out why she had been named after a hotel in bloody Paris. Took me a while to figure out. Was the Woolworth heiress, before it went tits up named after Woolworths. No she bloody well wasn't. Her name was Hutton, Barbara. I suppose PH eventually will have kids, keep her surname and call them Bangkok, London and somewhere else in the World where there is a Hilton hotel.
Paris because if you can't have a Paris Hilton icon in a comment about Paris Hilton, and my second choice was Jimmy Edwards, in lieu of my being a miserable pedantic twat.
She found one of her bodyguards mobile phones.
With it not being a BlackBerry she wouldn't have known what it was at first and have insisted on its disposal.
On the Yahoo link :
"my hotel room is not bugged with listening devices and hidden cameras, another LIE created by the media. Dumb."
She signed it "Dumb". Cute.
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