...have all the luck. He's obviously got a fit bod, gets paid for shagging hot women *and* he's escaped marriage.
Why numbers does he use for the Lottery?
A bride-to-be has cancelled her fairytale church wedding after discovering her "romantic, thoughtful and passionate" fiance had been putting it about for the benefit of grumble flick cameras. Haylie Hocking, 27, met "strapping" 30-year-old personal trainer Jason Brake last year at the garage where she worked. After six months …
This story was covered in yesterday's Metro. It included one little gem that wasn't in your report.
There was supposedly an addedum to Ms Hocking's statement about never being able to trust another man again, which was "especially one that good in bed."
Made me smile on the train into work imaging her only ever marrying a bloke who managed a 1 out of 10 between the sheets.
She says, "I don't know if I will ever be able to trust a man again."
Sounds like you have other issues with which you need to deal.
He says, "I still love Haylie and would have stopped doing porn if she had asked me to."
What a load (no pun intended.) How could you expect her to ask if she does not know. Full disclosure would be good. "Baby, just so you know, all this lavish stuff I shower upon you is paid for by poking around on-set." Thankfully, he will "be honest" with future ladies. HA!
I mean, understand that every girlfriend I have ever had has asked me right away, "you're not a porn star, are you?" Very flattering, but I am not nor have I ever been. I am not sure if that was a disappointment or a relief. Eh.
Paris, not a porn "star," per se.
Looking for a male stripper to entertain her, eh? Just a week or so before the wedding? How tacky. I guess he really was a personal trainer, with a unique workout routine. Still, his behaviour was totally unacceptable to your average monogamous person, he should be ashamed.
Anyway, where are the photos of the couple in happier days?
"She thundered: 'There was no way I could marry an adult film star. I don't know if I will ever be able to trust a man again.'"
If you really feel that way, because one asshole treated you poorly, then you have serious issues. I can understand not trusting HIM again, but not trusted any man? There are a LOT of assholes out there, men and women. To distrust an entire gender because of the actions of one person (or even a few people) is ridiculous.
"Brake offered: 'The sex side is purely for the camera, but Haylie did not understand I was only acting. I am sorry and did not want to hurt her. I still love Haylie and would have stopped doing porn if she had asked me to.'"
Ignoring the fact that you never gave her a chance to ask you to stop (since you never told her about it), there's a reason most women don't "get" that it's just acting. Most women, and some men, actually believe there is a connection between love and sex. She may also be concerned about STDs, you getting your "costar" pregnant, etc.
Her pal probably searched^H^H^H^H^H^H^Hdecisioned on Bing for 'Bristol strip', and got a sneak preview... Bad on her.
But seriously, where is the problem? It's not like he was having an affair, he was just 'acting'. If my girlfriend is in a theater production, and has to kiss an actor playing her husband, I'm not going to get all huffy about it. It's not like he's doing it because he enjoys it, he just does it for the money.
Do you gentlemen above really have an issue with your fiancé getting a male stripper in for her hen night?! Do you really?!? Do you intend on seeing a stripper at your stag? If not, why not?
Thank God for my girlfriend who was quite happy for me to go and have a private dance from a female stripper during a mate's stag last weekend. In fact, the only stag I've ever been on where there were no naked ladies was one where the hen specifically prohibited it - she also happens to be an immature control freak (probably co-incidental).
If I was marrying my girlfriend and she DIDN'T get a stripper for her hen I'd be concerned about her future sex drive. But then perhaps I'm a bit more sexually confident then you gentlemen above...?
She likely threw away the best sex she ever had, not to count sounds like a real nice bloke
woulda treated her real nice! Shame really!!
"Dont it always seem to go, that you dont know what you've got till its gone"
She paved paradise to put up a parking lot!!
Mines the one with the grumble flick in the pocket, thanks!
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