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Simona Halep take note: "Rising" Russian porn star Anna Morgan has offered the "ample canvas" of her DD assets to an MMO virtual currency outfit, and will for two years carry the company's logo and URL tattooed across her heaving jubs in return for a cool $500k. Anna Morgan The 19-year-old (pictured) has apparently just …


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  1. Anonymous Coward


    Wasn't there a recent case of a tennis player wanting a reduction op to ease the strain on her back (or something like that) due to her having breasts sized at three Standard English Handfulls (SEH).

    And here's a girl sized at 3.5 SEH who likes tennis.

    Hers is the one with the built in titanium bra.

  2. D@v3

    Printing method

    Just slightly curious as to how they are going to put said branding on aforementioned jubs?

    Tatoo - far too perminant.

    anything else - not perminant enough.

  3. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward


    I want to be just like you.

    Heres me worrying about the recession, jobs, government expenses, euro elections. And yet you see straight through all that chaff to the really inportant issues of the day. I wish I had your clarity of vision.

  4. Anonymous Coward


    A tattoo seems most likely, unless she's actually going for a branding of the brand.

    And for half a million I'd get an advertisement tattoo pretty much anywhere.

  5. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Chemical dye

    I´ve encountered several products while in the building industri that will "dye" your skin for a mmonth or two at a time. They could try with those to get a long lasting temp tatoo

  6. Chris Collins

    50-100 per annum?

    Up to two a week? God. damn. Does the company provide an inflatable ring to sit on as part of the 500k?

  7. Anonymous Coward

    @ D@v3

    Well, clearly, someone has the onerous task of reapplying the branding on the jubs, with non-permanent scribing material, on an ongoing basis.

  8. Frank Bough
    Thumb Down


    What a stupid bint

  9. Andus McCoatover

    I'd do the artwork...

    ...just might take awhile. A long while. And a box of tissues.

  10. Chris


    Is it resistant to manpaste or will it wipe off?

  11. Dave Bell

    Holdon, what are they selling?

    I know Charlie Stross opened one crime thriller with a bank robbery in an MMO game.

    He didn't think of this.

  12. Graham Bartlett
    Paris Hilton

    @ D@v3

    Article does say tattooing.

    And yeah, for 500k that sounds like a good deal. Leave 10k to one side for the removal operation when this company inevitably goes tits-up (sorry), and you're still way ahead of the game. And lest this sounds too much like whoring yourself out, remember that's her job description as an "adult movie star".

  13. Jerome

    How many?

    @D@v3 - I think the clue is hidden in the story itself, the bit where it says "tattooed across her heaving jubs".

    As for 50-100 films per annum, I wonder if a huge great ugly tattoo over her assets might adversely affect her marketability?

  14. Loki


    There is a good looking girl with DD breasts who likes computer games! Why the hell wasnt I informed!

    @Frank Bough - stupid? 500,000 for having something drawn on your breasts for a couple of months. I think she is a business genius (or her agent is).

    I hope World of Warcraft pay for this. Then it could read WOW across her breasts.

  15. Anonymous Coward
    Paris Hilton


    ...a cunning stunt, better be careful that the tattoo needle doesn’t burst the implanted fun bags.

    Maybe M$ would be interested, a picture of Ballmer and Gates on each jub, what a pair of tits.

    Paris, who else?

  16. D@v3

    re Graham and Jerome

    Fair play, i missed that.

    but getting a tatoo for 2 years, seems more than a little unwise, as the scars left by removal are pretty obscene, esp for someone who is making money off her looks (and jubs)

    unless she is gonna retire on the 500k, having a skankin scar across your tits for the rest of ur life dont sound worh the hassel to me.

  17. Jonathon Green


    "I hope World of Warcraft pay for this. Then it could read WOW across her breasts."

    Surely there's a more appropriate place[1] for that?

    [1] Which would only require two letters to be applied...



  18. Peyton

    wikipedia ftw

    From tattoo wiki:

    "An ink trademarked as InfinitInk is designed to be removed in a single laser treatment." Scarring from laser treatments is typically minimal and temporary.

  19. Anonymous Coward

    They're bigger than DD!

    Should get mymmoshop written on her arsecheeks instead - They can save money if paying by the letter then as one is provided ;)

  20. spam

    So now Chinese gold farmers really do get on your tits


  21. WinHatter

    @Chemical dye

    spunk resistant, I presume.

    /the flasher's coat please.

  22. b

    cor, she's lovely!

    er, oops, sorry, yes, the i.t. angle..


  23. James

    Morgan ?

    I assume this is a typical Russian name? Always thought they ended is "ski" or "alya" or something !

  24. Anonymous Coward

    Nork? Not as in

    you new coinage of North Korean, then?

    <Crowell, of nork sponsor's media relations office>

  25. Anonymous Coward

    A little loose around the edges

    "the link between porn, the internet, and online gaming [strong] , making this an excellent fit"

    At 50-100 porn films per year, I can't imagine she'd be an excellent fit for anything smaller than an elephant...!

  26. Ross Fleming

    Possible taker

    Are United Artists considering a re-release of the classic Bond film, From Russia With Love?

    A perfect opportunity

  27. Edward Noad

    She doesn't exist

    Interesting how there is no porn starlet called Anna Morgan. She doesn't turn up any search results anywhere, from my limited looking around. The only thing you get is links to various articles covering this story.

    Why was I looking? .... *ahem* ....

    Hey! Look! Over there! It's Elvis!

  28. Pierre

    Anna Morgan?

    Strange name for a pr0n star. Wasn't that supposed to be Samara's name in "The Ring"? Though now that re-read what I just typed, it might make sense...

  29. Anonymous Coward
    Paris Hilton

    Enterprising young filly

    I bet her parents are so proud.

  30. Pierre

    + mother

    And the missing word is...

  31. Player_16

    Let's just hope...

    ... the tattooist is a cunning linguist and has a slow-hand since he'll have a front-row AND balcony seat to the proceedings. Chances are he's not in a hurry (Russian).

    'Yes, I've done this many times. I'm just puttin' on my robe so I don't make a stain... Sorry about then the AC. It's a bit perky in here.'

  32. Anonymous Coward


    want to see thier competitors logo tatooed on my ample Man T*ts?

  33. Juan Inamillion

    @Nork? Not as in

    Norks is Aussie for jubs. Oh...

  34. Anonymous Coward

    whats her porn name?

    Well, googling for "anna morgan" doesn't show up anything... so she obviously uses a different name for her vids... Out of, erm, pure intellectual curiosity does anyone know what that is?

  35. David Hughes

    Dubious "Quality"

    Since she is oh so pretty, I decided to take a look for any uhhh, video files of Ms. Morgan's vast assets. Not much to my surprise, a single .mpg file IS available that is 3462 KB in size. I'm thinking that it would take a MUCH bigger video than that to show off such acreage, so the video in question is probably a special package produced by her Ex-Soviet Comrades in order to pwn as many boxes as possible - if you know what I mean ... and I think you do! Beware!

  36. Anonymous Coward


    Because the lighting and colours in each scene will vary, she will need different hues and colours. This means the stuff will have to be removable and non toxic. I recommend vegetable dye.

  37. Anonymous Coward
    Paris Hilton


    Manpaste? We use the term man-gravy in the office, which I think more accurately describes the general consistency?

  38. Anonymous Coward

    Marketing ploy

    Let's just hope this marketing strategy doesn't go viral.

    Mine's the slightly sticky mac

  39. jayeola

    just look at her

    /* slurp */ anyway 500k is a good deal for a p09n star. I wonder what happens when she's "acting" in adult movies? Would the logos be blurred out?

    make -j5 love

  40. Jasper 1
    Black Helicopters

    Temp tattoo ink

    There are now a range of tattoo inks that are designed to fade after around 2-3 years. Probably the most pragmatic solution. Boring, but pragmatic

  41. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward


    "We use the term man-gravy in the office, which I think more accurately describes the general consistency"

    I hope not the colour as well!

  42. Anonymous Coward

    I hope she gets the money.....

    ... up front

    Sorry but it had to be said

  43. Paul Hates Handles

    who the hell... gonna put her in a grumble-vid without covering the ad in makeup? Filmmakers don't wanna have it in their film, the film is _their_ property after all. They're the ones who should get ad revenue. Surely this'll affect her ability to get work?

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