"Twittergate"
Please can someone force every journalist in the world to watch Mitchell&Webb's brief sketch on Watergategate so they realise how ridiculous it sounds to at the suffix "-gate" onto a word to make it into a scandal.
Before long we'll get a "mobegate" and the world will implode.
PS. @John Leyden, I hope you were being deliberately facetious, but even that is no excuse.