Ok, copied and pasted...
... from the other post that about to drop off "Earlier Stories" listing...
(I wish this was not a joke alert - and I usually vote Labour)
"Her Majesty announced today that she will be unavailable to add her seal to parliamentary decrees.
She explained to her PM (GB) that events such as that termed the "credit crunch", indebtedness of the realm, MPs making a mockery of the Court of the Commons and unprecedented resignation of speaker of the Commons Court have forced her to review the role of government as decided in the Commons.
By withholding her seal Her Majesty has created a constitutional crisis in which the Commons cannot meaningfully govern the country.
She further explained that in matters of such importance in the realm it is essential to move forwards as swiftly as possible.
In another matter that is partly related HM asked for person or persons unknown and responsible for providing details of malpractice in the Court of the Commons to present themselves to the Privy Council as a matter of urgency as she will confer a knighthood to each and all involved."
"Senior civil servants rejoiced with joy upon hearing the news however if appearances were anything to go by, lost their gusto soon afterwards once they learned that Her Majesty's interim measures are to limit all salaries to a maximum of 90,000 GBP per anal effective immediately.
Quite a large flock of civil servants were seen to be running in the direction of the Fees Office located in Court of the Commons and were heard to be asking for early retirement based on final salary before the cuts are due to be introduced."