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It's becoming increasingly evident that a prerequisite for establishing a European dictatorship is that the candidate surrender a testicle in the heat of battle. Following last year's revelation that Hitler lost a 'nad in 1916 during the Battle of the Somme, a historian has now claimed that Franco was similarly monorchic - the …


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  1. Anonymous Coward
    Paris Hilton


    for the heads-up on this. I'll avoid becoming a fascist dictator if I can, because I value keeping my balls. I can use them when I think of the attached

  2. Anonymous Coward


    their is a difference between a dictator and a dick taker.

  3. Dave Murray
    Jobs Horns

    Steve Jobs only has one!

    You heard it here first!

  4. Anonymous Coward

    Wow. Those dictators...

    ...are really a bunch of nuts.

  5. Sebastian Brosig

    and Maggie Thatcher ...

    hasn't even go one testicle (as far as we know). Factor 2 on the facist scale!

  6. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward


    So they really were all compensating for something.

  7. Mike Moyle

    Does this rule only apply to Fascists...?

    Was one of Stalin's stolen...?

    Had Mao-ie got an owie...?

    Was Pol Potless...?

    ...and Komeini did the Ayatollah have?

    Inquiring minds, and all that...

  8. GrahamT

    From the Spanish Civil War to the restoration

    From Monorchy to Monarchy

  9. NogginTheNog

    So for a *really* evil fascist dictator?!!

    Jacqui Smith has none!

  10. Jimbo

    At a slight tangent...

    Stalin had a little lamb

    It gave him naughty urges

    He put it up against the wall

    And shot it, in the Purges.

  11. Anonymous Coward
    Paris Hilton


    Bastard, beat me to it.

    Flawed theory though, Gordon should be Emperor of the universe by now though, he's dropped that many bollocks.

  12. Chris Simmons

    @David Wiernicki

    Surely it would be a bunch of nut?

  13. ThinkingOutLoud
    Paris Hilton

    I was there!

    Well, I lived in Spain from 1968 to 1977.

    I was in college 25th November '75 when Franco was finally declared dead, after several days of seeing him stiffed-out in front of TVE, when the Spanish TV broadcasters finally conceded the bastard checked out.

    Within 48 hours all the magazine stalls had the most explicit porn mags you can imagine and cinemas released the likes of Last Tango in Paris and Clockwork Orange. No-one gave a f**k about democracy, they just wanted to have a good w**k within the privacy of their homes or the shared environment of a smelly, smoked out cinema... Don't ask.

    Previously you risked arrest if seen on a street with two or more friends, as it was considered a political meeting. You and your friends could disappear for up to a month before your families found where you were held and once in a while you would not return. Ever.

    Anyway, it would not be a surprise to me to learn Frankie Franco had less than a full complement of balls.

    Paris because she'd have got away somehow!

  14. Dave

    Which side?

    Is there a correlation here? Did they all lose the left one, resulting in a bias to the right? Do communist dictators lose the right one?

  15. fred slack
    Paris Hilton

    minus one

    Always wondered what was wrong with I know

    Paris...because she knows one from two

  16. not sure

    Gordon Brown

    Only has one ball. Sort of. And he couldn't even get that right.

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