Thanks
for the heads-up on this. I'll avoid becoming a fascist dictator if I can, because I value keeping my balls. I can use them when I think of the attached
Franco had one ball: Official
It's becoming increasingly evident that a prerequisite for establishing a European dictatorship is that the candidate surrender a testicle in the heat of battle. Following last year's revelation that Hitler lost a 'nad in 1916 during the Battle of the Somme, a historian has now claimed that Franco was similarly monorchic - the …
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Tuesday 19th May 2009 01:19 GMT ThinkingOutLoud
I was there!
Well, I lived in Spain from 1968 to 1977.
I was in college 25th November '75 when Franco was finally declared dead, after several days of seeing him stiffed-out in front of TVE, when the Spanish TV broadcasters finally conceded the bastard checked out.
Within 48 hours all the magazine stalls had the most explicit porn mags you can imagine and cinemas released the likes of Last Tango in Paris and Clockwork Orange. No-one gave a f**k about democracy, they just wanted to have a good w**k within the privacy of their homes or the shared environment of a smelly, smoked out cinema... Don't ask.
Previously you risked arrest if seen on a street with two or more friends, as it was considered a political meeting. You and your friends could disappear for up to a month before your families found where you were held and once in a while you would not return. Ever.
Anyway, it would not be a surprise to me to learn Frankie Franco had less than a full complement of balls.
Paris because she'd have got away somehow!
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